Teacher Said To Stundent

Teacher Said To Stundent
Teacher Said To Stundent : "How Did You Lose The Fingers Of Your Right Hand, ?"

Studnet : "Sir, I Put Them In Our Pet Cat`S Mouth To Count How Many Teeth She Had."

Teacher : "And Then How Did You Lose Your Fingers?"

Student : "The Cat Closed Her Mouth Tightly To Feel How Many Fingers I Had."
  

May, 18 2010     302 chars (2 sms)     2336 views       Funny

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Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete

Professor:
Tum 20 Saal Ki Larki
Su Shaadi Kroge Ya
Apne Sy 20 Saal Bari
Sy ... ?

Student:
Sir ! Depend Krta Hy k
Kon Khoobsurat Hy !
Aap Ki Beti Ya Aap Ki Biwi ;->
Q: What Difference Between Luv Marriage and arranged Marriage?
Ans: 1st One is sucide and 2nd one is a well planned murder
Ahmad Faraz Ki Ghazlen Thi Bohot Aala,
Zara Ghor Farmaiye Ga,
Ahmad Faraz Ki Ghazlen Thi Bohot Aala;
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Par Kya Faida Jab PAPPU CAN''T DANCE SALA.
''News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message.''
Qus: What is The Extreme Height of Stupidity?

Ans: Two Phathans Sitting iN Riksha and Fighting For Corner Seat..!!!
A sweet demand by a kid.

He was beaten up by his mom.

Dad askd what happnd son?

kid said i cant adjust with ur wife anymore,

i want my own
Dosti karo TELENOR wali se.pyar kro INSTA wali se.date maro U FONE wali se Aankh larao PAKTEL wali se Gift lo WARID wali se.or SHADI karo BAGAIR MOBILE wali se
Father:baap

son:abu telephone kis ne bnaya?

Father:Garaham bell ne.

Son:us k baap ne q nai bnaya?
''Agar “Punjab” ki larkiyaAn papita bechti to larkon ko bahut faida hota.
Kyun k larkiyon ko ye aawaz lagani parti:
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PAPPI TAY LAY LO,
PAPPI TAY LAY LO..''
Agar aap Gul Ahmad k kapray pehnay gay tu..

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tu bichara Gul Ahmad kia pehnay ga?
To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!