Kid: Aunty,mummy ne chini mangi hai.

Kid: Aunty,mummy ne chini mangi hai.

Aunty chini dete hue,"achha aur kya kaha mumy ne?

Kid: Agar woh kamini na de,to Pinky aunty se le aana

May, 18 2010 146 chars (1 sms) 2543 views Funny

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Aj me bohat udas hon

Aj me bohat udas hon koi mujy tang na kary

lykin me to kar sakhta hn na :-p

Good News-

Good News-

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Call Customer Care & Enjoy..!!

pathan & dr.

1 Saal Bad Pathan Ne Doctor Ko Call Ki Or Kaha:
O Doctor Wazan To Kam Ho Gaya Hai Magar 1 Bara Masla Ho Gaya Hai.
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Doctor:
Ab Kia Ho Gaya Hai??

Pathan:
O Khana Kharab Ka Bacha Hum Apne Ghar Se 1095KM Door Nikal Aya Hai.;-)=P

i Sorry .. I did''t tell u that i am Moving

i Sorry .. I did''t tell u that i am Moving Permanentlty to ISLAMABAD nesxt monday.
I Dont Know how long i am staying there. I will give you the number, address and
new email ID when i get is there.
Hope to see you there?sorry for short notice. I have no choice. They have choosen me as the
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afridi ne boll chaba k de dia

Afridi ne Boll chaba k de dia Is bat ka saboot!
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Colgate banaey,
masoorhe sehet mand or Dant mazboot! ;->

Barbaad Honay Ke Aur Bhi Raastay Th

Barbaad Honay Ke Aur Bhi Raastay Thay
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Najane tumain ''PPP'' Ko Vote Daine Ka Khayal Kyun Aaya.......????

Q K is prcham k sayae tallay hum aik hain hum aik hain

Mard, orat, heejrey main koi farq nahi hai Faraz,

Q K is prcham k sayae tallay hum aik hain hum aik hain . . . ;^>

Aap Ne Miss Call Di Aap Ki Nawazish Hay,

Aap Ne Miss Call Di Aap Ki Nawazish Hay,

Aap Ka sMs Karna B Lagti 1 Saazish Hay,

Kya Really Aap Hum Ko Miss Karte Ho,

Ya Haathon Men Aap K Khaarish Hay........

3 dreams of a man

3 Dreams Of A Man:
1-To B As Handsome As His Mother Thinks He Is
2-To B As Rich As His Child Thinks He Is
3-To Hav As Many Women As His Wife Believes He Has :-D

Once upon a time

Once upon a time, Sada and Ada, visited a coal mine to find some diamonds.
Sada takes a right and Ada turns left.
Sada has only a shovel, but Ada had sophisticated diamond mining tools.
Yet, Sada finds a diamond but Ada doesn''t (even after digging for 10 kms) !!!

Why ??

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Kyonki...Hira hai Sada ke liye!!!

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