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Kid: Aunty,mummy ne chini mangi hai.
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Kid: Aunty,mummy ne chini mangi hai.
Kid: Aunty,mummy ne chini mangi hai.
Kid: Aunty,mummy ne chini mangi hai.
Aunty chini dete hue,"achha aur kya kaha mumy ne?
Kid: Agar woh kamini na de,to Pinky aunty se le aana
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1 Shair ALLAMA IQBAL ka aap ki Nazar...
1 Shair ALLAMA IQBAL ka aap ki Nazar...
"Pewasta-e-Shajar se Umeed-e-Bahar Rakh..
Bachay 3 he Achay, Biviyaan to Beshak 4 Rakh :-)
dinner should be light
Sardar:
Why Are You Standing Below
A Tube Light With An Open Mouth?
Pathan:
Because My Doctor Advised Me
Today's Dinner Should Be Light.:-)
ek aurat mahire
Ek Aurat
Mahir-e-Nafsiyat k Pas
Gai Aur Kehne Lagi:
"Me Apne Chote Bete
Ki Waja Se Bht
Pareshan Hn, Wo Mitti
k Laddu Bna Bna k
Khata Hy"
Doctor:"Fikr Ki Baat
Nhi, Bara Hoga Tou
Khud Hi Adat Chooth
Jayegi"
Aurat:"Dr. Koi Fori Elaaj
Bataye''n Wrna Mere
Bete KI Dono Biwia''n Ro
Ro k Pagal Ho Jaye''n
Gi " ;->
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KISI BHI Time APUN ka SMS aa sakta hai.
3 Ways To Catch A Tigerf
3 Ways To Catch A Tiger
Newton''s:
Allow Tiger To Catch U , Then Catch It ... !!!
Einstein''s:
Chase Tiger Until It Become Tired , Then Catch It ... !!!
Pakistani Police:
Catch A Local Cat & Beat It , Until It Accepts Its A Tiger ... ;->
Today is Newspaper,
Today is Newspaper,
Yesterday is Wastepaper,
Life is Testpaper,
and
Friendship is Bestpaper,
so don''t use it as Tissuepaper''.:-P
Boy: Jotashi Meri Shadi
Boy: Jotashi Meri Shadi Kyon Nahi Ho Rahi Hai?
Jotashi : Beta, Allah Ne Tere Naseeb Me Dukh Nahi Likhe
To Isme Main Kya Kar Sakta Hoon!
Smething 4 A True Friend:
Smething 4 A True Friend:
A Good FRIEND Will Cum N Bail U Out If U R In JAIL!!!
A True Friend
Cant.??
B''coz
He Is Sittin NXT To U Sayin:
Dude.. Fasss Gaye Yaar
Kisi se nahi kaha teray
Kisi se nahi kaha teray fasanay ko...janay kaisay khaber hogai zamane ko...Gatter band hogaye saray shaher k...Tum bagarat ko kis ne kaha tha nahanay ko.
BOY: "Muj se shadi karo gi"
BOY: "Muj se shadi karo gi"
GIRL: Kyaaaaaaaaaaa?
BOY: Achi film hai na..!
GIRL : Kuttay k bachay..!
BOY: Whaaaaaaaaaat????
GIRL: Kitnay cute hotay hain na....
hai smart
hai
smart
bohot
wo
hai
bheja
ne
jis
or
hoon
raha
parh
se
niche
ko
msg
jo
hoon
stupid
womain
confused
What''s the biggest
What''s the biggest pressure on Pak players when they need
1 run to win with 5 overs remaining and 10 wickets in hand....???
???/
??????
==>> Ya Allah, Jeet Kar Angrezi bolni Paregi !!!!! ;->
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