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Kid: Aunty,mummy ne chini mangi hai.
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Kid: Aunty,mummy ne chini mangi hai.
Kid: Aunty,mummy ne chini mangi hai.
Kid: Aunty,mummy ne chini mangi hai.
Aunty chini dete hue,"achha aur kya kaha mumy ne?
Kid: Agar woh kamini na de,to Pinky aunty se le aana
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KaASsh...
KaASsh...
aaj thori barish ajaye...
Kam say kam 1katori
pani bhar jaye...
Jo mujhay SMS na
karry...
Who is mai Sharam say
dod k mar jaye...->
Diffrence between
Diffrence between fate n stupidity: If ur father is poor,then its ur fate,if ur father-in-law is poor,its ur stupidity..!!
My Eyes – Miss U
My Eyes – Miss U
My Feelings – Loves U
My Mind – Calls U
My Life Is U
I’ll Die Widout U
I love U
“Aisa Teri Waali Mujhe Bholti Hai.” Sambhaal Us ko........ :p
funnyyyyyyyyY....
Agar aap Gul Ahmad k kapray pehnay gay tu..
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to
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to
tu bichara Gul Ahmad kia pehnay ga?
Sorry to Distrub you At thIs tiMe Of the night.
Sorry to Distrub you At thIs tiMe Of the night.
if yOu aRe aWaKe And Free, Could U Plz Do Me a FavOur?
Please delete thIs mSg and Sleep. Gud Nite :)
welcome to sach ka samna
WelCome to
"SACH KA SAMNA"
jawab sirf
HA
ya
NA
me dena he
Aapke Liye Pehla Sawal..
Kya Apke gharwale jante He Ki Aap pagal Ho?
Ans plz
todays fact g
~Todays FACT~
Guinness Book Of Records
Holds The Record For
Being The Book Most
Stolen From Public Libraries... ;->
beautiful girl is like a dirty thousand rupee note
A Beautiful Girl is
Like a Dirty Thousand Rupee Note..
U dont Know How Many Used it
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But U still Want it.
Height of Bindaasness..
Height of Bindaasness..
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Keep reminder in ur mobile that says,..
"Exams start today, Attend it!"
Pakitan Means In 2008
Pakitan Means In 2008
P = Petrol 68.89 Rs Ltr
A = Aata 26 Rs Kg
K = Khud Kash hamle
I = Ilm Ki Kami
S = Sarko''n Pe Paani
T = Traffic Jamm
A = Awaam Helpless
N = No Electricity :-<
twinkle twinkle lit
Twinkle Twinkle
Little Star
Aishwrya Is A
Film Star
Saniya Mirza
Is A
Tenis Star
Wasim Is A
Criket Star
And
"HumAyuN" Is A
SMS STAR.!!
Munna Bhai:-
Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he,
ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- aray simple Bhai,
bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. . .
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