Kid: Aunty,mummy ne chini mangi hai.

Kid: Aunty,mummy ne chini mangi hai.
Kid: Aunty,mummy ne chini mangi hai.

Aunty chini dete hue,"achha aur kya kaha mumy ne?

Kid: Agar woh kamini na de,to Pinky aunty se le aana
  

May, 18 2010     146 chars (1 sms)     2955 views       Funny

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If I were to make a dictionary:

CUTE=you;

SWEET=you;

THOUGHTFUL=you;

GOOD LOOKING=you;

GORGEOUS=you;

but but but

LIAR=me
Air Hostes 2 Lalu:- Sir, are you vegetarian or non-vegetarian?

Lalu:- I am INDIAN!

Air Hostes:- No sir! Are you shakahari or masahari?

Lalu:- Na re sasuri,, I am BIHARI!!.. ;->

Biggest Mystery of Maths:


1000s of years passed,

Millions of theorems derived,

Crores of formulas made,

But stil...




X is unknown!!!
ICC has decided to shorten
the duration of next world cup

it will consist of

opening ceremony

photo session

and

presenting world cup to AUSTRALIA
Bas bohot hogaya..
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Ab Apko Bura lagay to Sorry
Mene neeche Saaf Saaf likh dia hai..
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"SAAF SAAF"
aaj tum nein mujh sey bad tameezee kee thee, mujhe pata hai k tum boht afsurda ho ghey aur pareshan b aur yeh soch rahey ho ghey k mujh ko kaisa manao ghey


to mein batata hoon



"Chalein KFC"?
Agar Salim Ne Mughl-e-Aazam Main
Sirf Chaddi Pehni Hoti
Tou Film Ka Naam Kya Hota ?


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Mogli - Aazam ...
We Have Been Listening :

"Practice Males Perfect ... "

But

Also That Too :

"Nobody is Perfect ... "






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"What Is The Point Of Practicing ..." ;->
An engineering student to his sweeper brother:

"mere paas degree hai,

knowledge hai,

4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai.

Tere paas kya hai?".

Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai
Wife:''''Tum ny kahbi socha hai k meri shaadi kisi aur sy ho jati to kitna acha hota?''''

Husband:''''Nahi! Main kisi aur admi ka bura nahi cha sakta''''
Girl comes late to the class.
prof: y r u late ?
girl: A boy was following me sir.
Prof:then y u r late ?
girl: that boy was walking slowly sir.
Science teacher:agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho to use lambe time tak
kiss karo isse wo thik ho jayegi. Student:par sir use attack kaise dilaya jaye