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We had Submissions in college.
We had Submissions in college.
We had Submissions in college.
No one could complete on time,
The girl who submitted her submission first was given a " late" remark.
Next guy was given a " very late" remark.
And the next was a " very very late" remark.
And fortunately, For the guy who submitted the last, was given a "LATEST" remark :->
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May, 18 2010
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Do u want 2 see this
Do u want 2 see this world after ur death?
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Plz Donate ur eyes
Main Tumhari Roz Roz ki Farmaishon Se
Husband to Wife: Main Tumhari Roz Roz ki Farmaishon Se
Tang Aa Gaya Hon.
Is liye Khud Khushi Karne Ja Raha Hon.
Wife: Acha Ek White Saari to Dila Den
Main Iddat K Dino Mai Pehnungi.
''Doctor 2 Charsi:
''Doctor 2 Charsi: Cigerette Noshi Insan Ko Aahista Aahista Maar Deti Hai...
Charsi: Te Theek Ay.....Saanu Keri Jaldi Ay.....? ;-) B-)''
santa banta
SANTA: Kal meri biwi kuwe mein gir gayi,
bahut chot lagi usko..bahut chila rahi thi..
BANTA: Ab kaisi hai..??
...
SANTA: Thik hi hogi, kal se kuwe se aawaaz nahi aai.
Once there was
Once there was a mirror which used to kill “LIERS”
FRENCH:I think I don’t smoke (killed)
AMERICAN:I think, I love Iraq(killed)
PATHAN:I think (killed)
Teacher:Tum School Kisliye Aate Ho?
Teacher:Tum School Kisliye Aate Ho?
Stud:Vidya K Liye Sir.
Teacher:To Phir Tum
Class Mein So Kyu Rahe Ho?
Stdnt:Aaj Vidya Nahi Aai Isliye
faraz
Bomb dhamako se tum log Q dartay ho FARAZ...
Ye to hotay hain tujhay ooncha uranay k liye
Chala Ja Msg Tu Ban K Gulab,
Chala Ja Msg Tu Ban K Gulab,
Hogi Sachi Dosti Tou AyeGa Jawab
Agar Na Aaye Jawab Tou Mat Hona Udaas
Samaj Jana K Balance Nahi Hai Ghareeb K Bache K Paas. . .
Log Kehte Hain K
Log Kehte Hain Ki Achche Log Mar K Sitare Ban Jaate Hain,
Magar Hum Kehte Hain Ki Marne Ke Baad Bhi..
Aap Jaise Log
Ghost Ban Ke Hume Daraate Hai..
Boy U r d Sunshine
Boy U r d Sunshine
Of My Life !
Without U Life’s Like A
Dreamy Cloud !
U r In My Heart Like A
Lovely Drizzle In d Sun !
Girl: Now Go Further
I’ve 2 Listen More
Weather Report :p
One Sardar needed
One Sardar needed two plain papers but he had only one. Do you know what he did: photocopied the one which he had. sardar are fun aren''t
Who Is Diplomate ? ? ?
Who Is Diplomate ? ? ?
A Diplomate Is 1 Who Forget To Wish His Wife On Her Birthday
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Later Telss ''''How U Expect Me 2 Remember Ur B''day When U Never Look Older'''' ;->
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