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1st ever intelligent pathan..
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1st ever intelligent pathan..
1st ever intelligent pathan..
1st ever intelligent pathan..
Teacher : what do u call a person who can not hear anything??
Pathan: u can call him anything , bcoz he can not hear any thing....
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May, 19 2010
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Boy: Larkiyan Peps
Boy: Larkiyan Pepsi Ki Tara Hain Jitna Pio DIl Nahi Bharta
Girl: Larke Wisky Ki Tara Hain Jab Chahrnay Lagte hain tu khatam ho jate hain
ab terey sath gold
Ab terey sath "Gold Leave" kon piyega "ZARDARI"
Sheerey Smoker AUnti ki to Chohti hogayeee..
Do u want 2 see this
Do u want 2 see this world after ur death?
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Plz Donate ur eyes
Ae dost teri dosti pe shak hai,
Ae dost teri dosti pe shak hai,
Tum dosron ko to sms kartey ho,
Tumhare inbox par hamara bhi kuch haq hai...:-D:-);-):-P
Aman ki aasha jagao
Dosto JUNG m kuch nhi rkha AMAN hi sb kuch hy ye baat maan kr INDIA ne PAKISTAN ko apni BACHIYAN deni shro krdi hain
jesy k
MALIK k liye SANIA MIRZA
WASIM AKRAM k liye
SUSHMITA
Mere liye KAITREENA KAIF
Aap k liye AASHA BHOSLY
Aman ki aasha jagao
india se bachiyan book karwao.
2009 K BAAD 2010 AYEGA,
2009 K BAAD 2010 AYEGA,
Snday k baad Mnday Ayega,
Puray mahinay lìght nhi bill phr b Ayega,
Hum to Apse sirf itna hi kahenge,
K
"AESA KAROGE TO KON AAYEGA"
pathanon ne eid k baad
Pathanon ne eid k baad 5 waqt namaz b saudia k sath parhne ka faisla kia hai...
Nai timings ye hongi
Fajr- Suba 8 bje
Zohr- Sepeher 4 bje
Asr- Sham 7 bje
Maghrib- Raat 10 bje(suraj gharoob hona shart nai)
Isha- Raat 1 bje
dad son what do y
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
''Na ye CHAND hoga na TARAY rahenge
''Na ye CHAND hoga na TARAY rahenge
Kya hum hamesha KUNWARAY rahenge?
Is dnya me kitno k NIKAH ho gye
Kya nseb mai apne
srf NIKAH k CHWARAY rhenge?''
MUNNA BHAI:
MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!!
ha ha ha
Khubsurat Phoolo’n Main
Khubsurat Phoolo’n Main
Haseen Wadiyo’n Main
Dilkash Baagho’n Main
Aap Jesa
1 Keeda Zarur Hota Hy ;->
Ladkewale:
Ladkewale:ladki ka nam kya h?Ladkiwale:hmari pyari,apki pyari,sbki pyari RAMPYARI..ladke ka nam kya h?Ladkewale:hmara gu,apka gu,hm sbka gu JUGGU!!
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