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Arz kia hai
Arz kia hai
Arz kia hai
parh parh kar kya karna
hai,
akhir eik din to marna
hai,
marne k baad b aagr dubra janam howa to,
shuru to nursery se hi krna hai!
wah wah wah wah wah ...:->
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May, 19 2010
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jis shAkh pe charAy
jis shAkh pe charAy thay GHALIB Aam churaNe.
Wo shakh Be WafA hogaye.
Aisay giray zameen ki Agosh main,
Taang jisAm se juda Ho gaye
......ali..........
SMS ki Barsat karta hai.
Aesa Dost Kahan pe milta hai,
Din Raat jo apko yaad karta hai,
Apka Reply aye ya na aye,
Lekin...
Wo Roz SMS ki Barsat karta hai... ;->
Kaash Ladkian Papita Bechti
Kaash Ladkian Papita Bechti Hoti To Ladkon Ko Bohut Faida Hota
Puchho To
Woh Kaise?
Ldka Ldki Se Kehta
Hello Madam
-
-
PAPPI TA DO
diff bw ignorance
Diff B/w Ignorance &
Patience
Whn U See d Mirror &
U Dnt Laugh @ Ur Self
Tht Is Ignorance
&
Whn I Luk @ U & I Also
Dnt Laugh , Tht Is Calld
Patience ;->
Hum ko gali my DEKH kar khud ko CHUPA lia..
Hum ko
gali my DEKH kar khud ko CHUPA lia..
Jany ye
DUSHMANO ne usy kia sikha dia..
Ghar
us ne kya banaya MASJID k samanay..
CHAHAT ne us ki humko NAMAZI bana dia.../
''Hello Janu!
''Hello Janu!
Plz Mera Ye sms Apny Ammi Abbu k Samnay Oonchi Awaz Main Parhna
Ok?
Ready
.
.
.
Dulha Mil Gaya
Dulha Mil Gaya Mil Gaya...... :-''
''Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,
''Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,
Mjh Mein JaaN aa Gai Hai,
PeeChe Mur K Dekho KaMeeNo,
CiGrette Ki DuKaan aaGai Hai..
"Apni Zindagi Main Ronaq Aur Dolat
"Apni Zindagi Main
Ronaq Aur Dolat
Ka Dher Dekhna
Chahate Ho Tou
Apna Zameer Baich
Dalo
Aish-o-Ishrat
Main Raho Ge"
~ Janab-e-Mohtaram
Asif Ali Zardari ~
Teacher: Sach Aur Weham Me Kia Farq Hai?
Teacher:
Sach Aur Weham Me Kia Farq Hai?
Student:
Aap Jo Hum Ko Perha Rahe Hain
Wo Sach Hai
Lekin
Hum Parh Rahe Hain Ye Aap Ka Weham Hai . . . ;->
. A man got
2. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC
son was filling application form.
son was filling application form.
There was a question about mother tongue.
Son! Mai ithay ki likhaan?
Man! likh day putar, VERY LONG.
If Someone Asks Me
If Someone Asks Me
What Is humanity ?
I Wud Sit Next To You,
Pull You Close To Me,
Put My Arms Around You
And Say Proudly ...
"Loving Animals"
That''s Humanity ... ;->
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