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Fact of classroom:
Fact of classroom:
Fact of classroom:
Jab professor apko class se bahr nikale
TO SAMAJ LO K TARAKI KR RHE HO.
He might be afraid dat u know more than him...!!
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There''s a way of Transferring funds
There''s a way of
Transferring funds
That is even
Faster than
Electronic banking ...
It''s called Marriage ... ;->
Five Reasons Why We R Friends
Five Reasons Why We R Friends
. 1
. 2
. 3
. 4
. 5
Thapper Maron Kya??
Our Friendship is unconditional.
Reason dhoondho geShame on u..
Wonderful couples in this world
Wonderful couples in this world
Heart & beats
Night & moon
Roses & love
Fish & water
My SmS & ur smile
Question: why did GOD
Question: why did GOD create Husbands? Because Fingers, Candles, Vibrator, Banana, Kheera, Lokkie, Lamba Bangan, cannot pay for SHOPPING.
Wife On Wedding
Wife On Wedding Aniversary Says To Husband:
" Shall v hav Tandoori chicken to celebrate? "
Husband: Why punish da poor chicken for da mistake v hav made . . . ;->
Raat Ko Sony Sy Pahly Ak Hi Dua Mango "YA ALLAH Mujay Uta Ly
Raat Ko Sony Sy Pahly Ak Hi Dua Mango
"YA ALLAH Mujay Uta Ly
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Soba Sawery
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Namaz K Lie"
''Girl to Teacher: Ye Pyar kya Hota Hai?
''Girl to Teacher: Ye Pyar kya Hota Hai?
Teacher: Jab Tum Barri ho kar Achi Bachi Banogi to Tumhai 1 pyar karne wala mile ga.
Girl: Agar Achi na Bani to?
Teacher: To Bohat Saray Milenge.''
Eyes Signs :
Eyes Signs :
Redness Of Eyes
Ptosis
Loss Of Consciousness ...
Treatment :
Close The Books
n
Switch On The Tv Or Computer ... ;->
''Sincere Apology:
''Sincere Apology:
If u dont like n e of my SMS or dont like 2 read or if my msgs disturb u
then plz dont hesitate feel free 2 Throw Ur Mobile!!''
1st girl- my dog is
1st girl- my dog is smart! At 9 am he takes newpaper from newpaper boy nd brings it to me.
2nd girl- I know.
1st girl- how?
2nd girl- my dog told me!!
FiLL iN THE BLANKS...
FiLL iN THE BLANKS...
---LAND---PAR----
CHUUT
Any Idea ?
No !
Don''t Think Wierd !
oK !
..
PTCL LAND LINE PAR
BHAARI CHUUT ;->
Aisa Karoge Tou Kon Ayega.
Just Imagine for a while, u''re a handsome Boy...
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Aisa Karoge Tou Kon Ayega... =P ;->
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