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Benazir Aye Gi...!
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Benazir Aye Gi...!
Benazir Aye Gi...!
Benazir Aye Gi...!
Nangay Ko Kapre Dilae Gi..!
Bhokay ko Khana Khilae Gi..!
Bay Ghar Ko Makan Dilae Gi..!
Phir Gareeb Ki Ankh Khul Jaye Gi..!
Kyun K Subah Jo Ho jaye Gi.. :->
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70 Years Old Man
70 Years Old Man : Dil Chaahta Hay Ke Shadi Kar Loon.
Friend : Kr Lo
Old Man : Kisi Bewa Se Kr Loon?
Friend : Kisi Kunwari Se Hi Kar Lo,Bewa Apne Ap Ho Jaegi
Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
The higher up you go,
the scarcer it becomes.
Doctor To A Kid:
Doctor To A Kid:
Have You Ever Had
Trouble With
"Appendicitis" ?
Kid: Yes ... !
Doctor: When ... ?
Kid: When I Tried To
Spell It ... ;->
Kanjoos Aadmi ek hotel
Kanjoos Aadmi ek hotel mai enter hua..
Waiter: janab kia chahiye.?
Kanjoos: Mai Subah yahan naashta kar ke gaya tha,
kuch bach gaya tha, Wohi le aao..
Khub surat pholon mai,
Khub surat pholon mai,
Haseen wadiyon mai,
Dil kash bagon mai,
Aap jesa
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1 kira zaror hota hai..
Man to doctor : I want to be a Sikh
Man to doctor : I want to be a Sikh
Dr : for that l will have to remove 50% of your brain.
Man : i agree.(After the operation)
Dr : l''m sorry but l''ve removed 90% of your brain by mistake.
Man: Khocha, ye kia kiya? Tu to bari nalayaq doctor nikli.
''Director to actress:
''Director to actress:
tumhe 4 gunde pakrenge
aur hero bachane ayega
Actress: Hero Kaun hai?
Director: Emraan Hashmi
Actress: phir mujhe
usse kaun bachayega?????''
bus he,
''Samandar bhar syllabus he,
Nadi bhar parh pate he,
Balti bhar yaad hota hai,
Mug bhar likh pate he,
Chullu bhar number ate he,
Aao doob k mar jate he.! :$''
Son : Mom,
Son : Mom, Teacher Was Asking Me 2day
If U Have Any Bro Or Sis Who Will Be Coming To School
Mom : Dats Nice Of Her To Take Such Intrest In You.
So What Did She Say When U Told Her That Youre The Onlu Child
My Dear?
Son : She Just Said ... Thank Goodness
After returning
After returning back from a foreign trip,
santa asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Santa: In London a lady asked me r u a foreigner?
What Is Da Similarity
What Is Da Similarity Between Girls & Mobile Phones ??
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Jitnay Pangay Lo Gaye , Utnay Functions Pata CHalein Gaye .;->
Life Means ENJOY ,
Life Means ENJOY ,
ENJOY means Mobile ,
Mobile Means SmS,
SmS mEans ...
"salla muft da syapaa"
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