Benazir Aye Gi...!

Benazir Aye Gi...!
Benazir Aye Gi...!

Nangay Ko Kapre Dilae Gi..!

Bhokay ko Khana Khilae Gi..!

Bay Ghar Ko Makan Dilae Gi..!

Phir Gareeb Ki Ankh Khul Jaye Gi..!

Kyun K Subah Jo Ho jaye Gi.. :->
  

May, 20 2010     193 chars (2 sms)     3652 views       Funny

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Qualities a friend must have:
Cute as crocodile.
Smart as donkey.
Active as turtle.
Fit as hippo.
Matured as monkey.
Sincerity like dog.
No doubt you are my good friend
interviewee;wat z ur date of birth?sardar;nov 28.interviewer;which year?sardar;abey ullu everyyear.



Wife:
Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay,
Main aap ko save karti,

Husband:
Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti,
Main her haftay tumhe change karta ;-)
What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?








A power failure!!
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Kuch Nahi Bus Meray Mobile Ko apkay Mobile Se Pyar Ho Gaya Hai Ais Liye LINE Mar raha hai :)
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear I know, but I was in love and didn''t notice."
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding.

A

SHORT

LOVE STORY :

Somebody Proposed U

U

Said

"not interested"

And in this way

Somebody

Lived a

Happy life forever.

ha ha ha
Free Stay
Free Dinner
Free Lunch
Free Security


To Avil Dis Pack Just Call On 15"
And Say"



I''m Responsible 4r
Lahore "BLAST"!!
I am doing candle lite. . . . .
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Poti !

"Geo WAPDA sada Geo"
Hain Mulaqat K Saare Hi Qareene Maujood

Aur Pehla Jo Qareena Hai Wo Bharpoor Bhi Hai

Meri Maano Tou Raho Aaj Ki Shab Ghar Mere









Load Shading B Hai Badal Bhi Hai Ghar Duur Bhi Hai ;->