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Benazir Aye Gi...!
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Benazir Aye Gi...!
Benazir Aye Gi...!
Benazir Aye Gi...!
Nangay Ko Kapre Dilae Gi..!
Bhokay ko Khana Khilae Gi..!
Bay Ghar Ko Makan Dilae Gi..!
Phir Gareeb Ki Ankh Khul Jaye Gi..!
Kyun K Subah Jo Ho jaye Gi.. :->
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May, 20 2010
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HumAyuN" kA AndAz-e-SeNdinG
YuN to BohAt hAiN ZAmAne mEi sMs kArnE wALe "PAppu" , , ,
Woh Kehte hAiN
''''HumAyuN" kA AndAz-e-SeNdinG hE kuCh Or hAi.. =P ;->
men think they are LEFT behind...
men think they are LEFT behind...
and women think they are always RIGHT to leave men behind?
Ye Jo Chappal Main
Ye Jo Chappal Main Pehan Kar Aya Hon
Mat Samjho K Isay Chura Kar Laya Hon
Ye Sub Khuda Ki Deen Hai Mere Bhai
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ussi k ghar se utha kar laya hon... ;->
1 Dulha Apnay Dost Se Shadi
1 Dulha Apnay Dost Se Shadi
K Din:Yar Koi Aise Baat Btao Jo
Main Apni Bewi Se Jatay He Kahon
To Wo Hearan Ho Jaey.
Dost:Tum Jatay He Apni Biwi Ko Talak Dy Dena!
Teachr Ne SHRAB Ka Nuqsan Btany K Liye
Teachr Ne SHRAB Ka Nuqsan Btany K Liye
1KEERA SHRAB Me Dala To Wo Mr Gia.
Teachr:"Ap Ne Kia Seeka?
Studnts:"SHRAB Peenay Se
PAIT K KEERAY Mar Jatay He"
CHICKEN ROLL
Pathan to his friend:Yara humko film mein kaam karne ka bara shok hai.
Friend:Yaar Tumhein konsa role pasand hai ?
Pathan:
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CHICKEN ROLL.
1 pathan bhagte bhagte ruk gaya..
1 pathan bhagte bhagte ruk gaya..
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Kyun?
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Yaaaar os ka sans phool gya tha, Jaan ly lo pathano ki.
tum b na
jaan le lo pathano ki
Smile is the sec0nd best thing U can d0 with yr lips...
Smile is the sec0nd best thing U can d0 with yr lips...
Of c0urse U kn0w the first 0ne :)
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Its keeping ur m0uth shut !! :D
husan ki devi jesi lgti hn
Husband: agr tm india me hoti to wha log zror tmhari pooja krty,
Wife:kya me husan ki devi jesi lgti hn?
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Husband:
Nhi yar,
kali mata lgti ho.. =P ;->
Will you marry Me...!
Will you marry Me...!
Aisa Mere Papa Ne Meri Mama Ko Bola Tha...!
I Love You!
I Love You!
I realy Love You
I Love You More than Anything in the world
Yehi Kehna chatha Tha Majno Apni Laila Se Par Bicharay Ko English nahi Ati thi afsos
MALLIKA dancing public clapping
MALLIKA dancing
public clapping
Remove top
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Removes bra
More claps
Removes panty
SSSilence
Moral of the story
Taali ek hath se nahin
bajti.
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