Benazir Aye Gi...!

Benazir Aye Gi...!
Benazir Aye Gi...!

Nangay Ko Kapre Dilae Gi..!

Bhokay ko Khana Khilae Gi..!

Bay Ghar Ko Makan Dilae Gi..!

Phir Gareeb Ki Ankh Khul Jaye Gi..!

Kyun K Subah Jo Ho jaye Gi.. :->
  

May, 20 2010     193 chars (2 sms)     5015 views       Funny

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We"ve had our ups and downs,This we both know, Through it all
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Wat did an IT engineer scream while falling from the 10th floor.?



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admi : 28000 ka







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Pepsi piyo
Coke Piyo
Marinda Piyo
Dew piyo
aur piyo
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