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no matter whether guys buy 220cc pulsars
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no matter whether guys buy 220cc pulsars
no matter whether guys buy 220cc pulsars
No matter whether guys buy 220cc pulsars or 350cc royal enfields,
it cannot overtake a beautiful girl
on a 80cc scooty-pep!
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Hazrat Alama IQBAL Ny Apni
Hazrat Alama IQBAL Ny Apni
Zindagi K 50 Sal Laga K
Hamari Soi Hoi Qoam Ko Jagaya.
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Laikin Ab Yeh Kaam
Wapda Waly Hr 50
Mint K Baad Kar Rahy Hain....
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Oye Hello..!
Ye Harktein Choro,
Chalo Shabash. . .
Neeche utro aur mujhy SMS Karo.!!
Phool Gir JATe hAin JAb AAP AATe ho
Phool Gir JATe hAin
JAb AAP AATe ho
Phool Gir JATe hAin
JAb AAP JATe ho
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AnDhe ho..!
zArA DheyAn se chAlA kAro GAMlon se Q TAkrATe ho.. :->
Wuzu!!!!!!
2 pathan masjid mai namaz parhne aye.
First pathan: chalo shukar hai namaz nahi nikli,
Warna.
Agar wazu ke chakar mai parte to namaz nikal jati.:-)
''Na jane kab TAaRAY toot jayen
''Na jane kab TAaRAY toot jayen
na jane kab AANSU ANKH se choot jayen
kuch pal HUMARAY sath bhi HANSS lo
najane kab TUMHARE DAANT toot jaen.''
Patient (Wakeel):
Patient (Wakeel):Janab Ab Main Kya
Kha Sakta Hoon?
Doctor:Meri Fees K
Ilawa Sab Kuch Kha Saktay Hain....>
Napolean says
Napolean says " The Word " Impossible" is not in my dictionary "
Santa singh " Tay Vekh kay leni se na dictionary.
doctor seikh sy a
Doctor Seikh Sy :
Aap K Bachy Ki Taang
Kaatni Pary Gi
Seikh:
Pelan Dasna C Main
Onu Navi Juti Na Ley
K Denda ... ;->
Whats the common thing between
Whats the common thing between "kabhi alvida na kehna"
"jhoom brabar jhoom" and
"kuch kuch hota hai"???
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Guess..!
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Socho
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THEY ARE ALL MOVIES.....!!! ;->
''hum gaye the gar un
''hum gaye the gar un k ye khne k dil se dil milalo..
nikli uski ami..maine kaha anti taliban wale aarahe hain cable catwa do....
love knows no reasons
love knows no reasons, love knows no lies, love defies all reasons, love has no eyes, but love is not blind love sees but it doesn''t mind.
Larkiyan Patanay MeiN
Larkiyan Patanay MeiN Tum Hi Ustad Nahi Hou "Faraz"..!!
Suna Hai karachi Mai koi "MOHSIN" b rehta Hai;-)
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