If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the d

If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the d
If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who
doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is
doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the
doctor who doctors doctors?
"When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor''s the doctor.
Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his
own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the
doctor in the doctor''s way"
  

May, 20 2010     423 chars (3 sms)     3032 views       Funny

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