Teacher: everyone write your lover name in a paper../

Teacher: everyone write your lover name in a paper../
Teacher: everyone write your lover name in a paper../

After 2 seconds boys : Finished madem . .

After 10 minutes girls : Additional paper madem.../ :-D
  

May, 20 2010     158 chars (1 sms)     1784 views       Funny

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Arz Kiya Hai
Maathay Pr Lahu Sir Per Reit.

wah wah !







Maathe Per Lahu Sir Per Reit






Kion K Larki Ne Phool Mara Gamle Samait


Wah Wah Wah Kia Kehne. . . ;->
V e r y
T r u e ...

Every Woman
Is Wrong
Until
She Cries,
And Then
She Is Right,
Instantly ... =P ;)
Acording 2 a recent
survey
Men say
d 1st thing they notice
abt a woman is their
eyes
&
Women say
d 1st thing they notice
abt men is
aThey r bunch of liars ;)
If You Are Going To Do Something
Tonight .....




That




You Will Be Sorry For
Tommorow Morning .....





Sleep Late That Dun Have To
Get Up In The Morning ..... ;->
Arz kiya hai...

"Irshad..Irshad"


Zameen se uthi flak pe cha gaie''

Wah..Wah..

Zameen se uthi flak pe cha gaie''


Oye hoay ghar bhago yaro LIGHT aa gaie.


Wife Shoping Kr K Wapis Ayi
To Husbnd Wife Se Saman Laite Hoye Bola
Zaror Tm Mere Khane K Lye Kch Lai Hogi?

Wife: Bilkul Thek Kaha Isme
Mere New Sandel Hen ;->
Raat bhar sisakty rehna bs ek shakhs ki khaatir,

Isy agar ishq kehty hain to wAllah meri Toba ... !!
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man''s 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...











The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
Chehray pay ap k pyari si smile hai
Suna he k ap k pas bi mobil he Jis main msg ki moti si file hai
Magar ap msg nahi kartay
Ye kangusi hai ya ap ka styel hay.

A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :
Is that a sun or moon?

Other Sardar replies :
Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city..


Govt ne pehle..
Oil..k rates berha dyay, phir
Aata..phir
Chawal..phir
Cheeni..phir
Sabzi..phir
kuch na mila tou time me 1 hour barha dia..
Ab govt k pas kuch barhanay ko nai raha to
To...
To...
To...
Ptcl number main 1 digit barha dia :)
If ur world is spinning around
and
ur heart is beating fast..
Do u think its love?
?
?
?
Na Munna Na
it’s called High Blood Pressure