Lamha lamha waqt

Lamha lamha waqt
Lamha lamha waqt guzar jaega... 7FERO k sath koi Tumse bandh jaega abhi Bhi waqt Hai kisi SE affair kar lo kya Pata kal kaun sa Namuna tumhe saup diya
jayega...
  

May, 21 2010     162 chars (2 sms)     1930 views       Funny

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