A man was driving car zigzag & rashly.
Traffic cop caught him.
Man:sir I am learning driving.
Cop:without instructor?
Man: ye correspondance course hai bhai.
''Pani me tairna machli ka style
Hawa me udna "POPAT" ka style
Different sms bhejna,phone karna humara style
Fukat ka sms padna,phone sun-na Aapka style..''