One There Was A

One There Was A
One There Was A Mirrow Dat Used To Kill Liars....


FRENCH : i think, I Dont smoke..
(KILLED)

American : I Think, I Love Iraq.
(KILLED)

SARdar : I think....

(KILLED)
  

May, 21 2010     180 chars (2 sms)     1703 views       Funny

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Why did Vivek not react when he & Aish brokeoff ?
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Because he was VIVEK OBEY RAI
Wife, pointing at a couple next door, says 2 her husband: "Look at him he kisses her all the time. Why cudn''t U do that?" Husband: "I tried but she Slapped me
Teacher: Hume Garibon k
Sath pyar se paish aana chahiye.

Studnt: Acha ab me samjha.

Teacher: kiya?

Studnt: PAPA aksar Nokrani ko galay Q lagatay hen..:->!
Doctor: Bachey ko paani
dene se pehle boil ker
lena chahiye ...

Sardar: Lekin Janab
Boil krne se bacha
marr tou nahi jaye
ga... ??? ;->

What is
M A T H S.....?
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M-Mental
A-Attack
T-To
H-Healthy
S-Student....
Machar ne jo katha to dil mein junoon tha,
Khujli itni huyi,
Dil bay sukun tha!
Pakda to chod diya ye soch kar..
Ki sale ke rago mein apna hi khun tha.
Jo jeeta woh sikandar
Jo hara woh jail k andar,
..>Jo SMS bhejay usko jaadu ki jhappi,
Jo na bhejay usko arbab raheem ki pappi.
Once Upon A Time
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A Boy Asked To A Girl:
''''Will U Marry Me. . . ?''''



Girl Said: ''''NO''''






Aur Is Terha Larka Hansi Khushi Rehne Laga . . . ;->
Ye Mardam Shumari Ki service hai . ager ap larka hai to 1 sms . larki hain tu 2 Sms kare. Or ager Apka ka taluq Tesri Makhluq se hai tu koi Sms na kare

Ab terey sath "Gold Leave" kon piyega "ZARDARI"

Sheerey Smoker AUnti ki to Chohti hogayeee..
Wife : Do you want dinner?

Husband:Sure, what are my choices?

Wife :Yes and no. . . ;->
Ek din me uske sath gaya date per,

Phir usne apni birthday pe bulaya cake pr,

Hum ne kuch baten ki beth kr,

Uske bhai ne hamari baten sunli late kr,

Phir usne mujhe chamat lgaya khench kr,

Ek haftey tak me leta rha bed pr,

Ab kabhi nahi jaonga date pr... =P ;->