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Tumhare Liye Main Kutoo Ki Jan lesakta hu Gutka le sakta hu pan le sakta hun..
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Tumhare Liye Main Kutoo Ki Jan lesakta hu Gutka le sakta hu pan le sakta hun..
Tumhare Liye Main Kutoo Ki Jan lesakta hu Gutka le sakta hu pan le sakta hun..
Tumhare Liye Main Kutoo Ki Jan lesakta hu
Gutka le sakta hu pan le sakta hun..
Kaaway pakr k de sakta hu tumhare hath main
Suraj per jasakta hun magar kya ha k rat main..
tumhare liye main so saal g sakta hun
tumhare liye main teen glass lassii k pi sakta hu..
tumhare abba agr plain dila dein to tare tor k la sakta hu
shair agr nakli ho to ankhe phor k asakta hu..
itna bhadur hu k chupke se muhabbat ka dum bharta hu
tum se milne roz aoo magr tumhare abba se darta hu..
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May, 21 2010
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Ay Load Shaiding Karne Walon
Ay Load Shaiding Karne Walon
Bat Hy Bilkul Sadhi
Ay Load Shaiding Karne Walon Bat Hy Bilkul Sedhi
Jaise Jaise Barhe Ga Andhera
Waise Waise Barhe Gi Abadi ;-
socrates was once asked
Socrates Was Once Asked:
What Is The Cure For "Love At 1st Sight?"
The Philosopher Replied:
"Take A Closer Look Second Time".
Mom kya aapne
Mom kya aapne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha ??
Mom: Nahi to !
Kid: To phir paida hone ke baad aapne mujhe pehchana kaise ???
Aik bachcha apni
Aik bachcha apni mummy se: papa ne mujhay kiss nahi ki.Mummy : beta aap nay TABLE nahi sunaya hoga.Bachcha: tou kya nokrani nay sunaya tha?
Is Saal Aata Sasta Ho Jaye Ga
Is Saal Aata Sasta Ho Jaye Ga
Kyun K
Tamaam Cricket
Ground Gandum Ki Kasht K Liye Khali Hain...!!;->
I really deeply
I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch
befor and after
Things in Boys’ room Before marriage:
Perfumes
Love letters
Laptops
Cards
N95
After marriage:
Pain killers
Loan papers
Unpaid bills
Nokia 1202..
Mareez Dr. Se: Heart transplant k baad mjhe
Mareez Dr. Se: Heart transplant k baad mjhe dance aur paisa acha lagne laga he.
Kia me jawan ho gya hun?
Dr: Nahi, Tumhe jo dil lagaya he wo Khusray ka ha.
''Plz don"t read this Nahi to
''Plz don"t read this
Nahi to
ho jayega
Kya?
Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
?
?
?
wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
?
?
?
dekha ho gaya na
?
?
TIME WASTE!!''
ll Desirable thing''s in life are either...
ll Desirable thing''s in life are either...
ILLEGAL,
BANNED,
FATTENING,
EXPENSIVE,
OR''
MARRIED TO SOMEONE ELSE...!!(,")
tring yaad dilane aaya hoon
| !
| !"\(-.-)
| ! //>
| ! _/\_
tring ... tring
yaad dilane aaya hoon...
apke sms nhe aa rahe!
sms karo wrna ghanti kharab kar k bhag jaonga.. ;->
Why Is The Mind
Why Is The Mind Of A Woman Cleaner Than A Man''s?
Because She Keeps Changing It All The Time.
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