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PTHAN 2 AMIL:Meri Aulad nhi hoti
PTHAN 2 AMIL:Meri Aulad nhi hoti
PTHAN 2 AMIL:Meri Aulad nhi hoti
AMIL:tum ko mazar pr manat manni pray gi
PTHAN:Bohat manat mani kuch na hua
AMIL:tum kis mazar pr gae thay
PTHAN:QUAID-e-AZAM .
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bhagwaan
bhagwaan Ram aur Shyam ka color kya tha????
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Green..
Coz-"HARE Rama HARE Krishna"
DEMAND abhi baki hai mere dost.
Agar koi pathan app ko daikh ke muskurae tou iska kya mutlab hai?
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DEMAND abhi baki hai mere dost. . . ;->
Dil Ka Dard Humain Batate Kion Nahi
Dil Ka Dard Humain Batate Kion Nahi
Dosti Ka Haq Hum Pe Jatate Kion Nahi
Mar Jao Ge Aise Hi Har Roz Laga Laga K Zor
Qabz Hai Tou HASHMI Churan Khate Kion Nahi... ;->
1 Frnd:
1 Frnd:Yar Me Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hun,Usne Mujhse Shadi Nhi Ki
2nd: Tumne Usy Bataya K Mera Chacha Karorpati Hai
1:Bataya Tha
2:Phir
1: Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai.
Memon 0r sunao thanda piyo ge ya garam?
Memon 0r sunao thanda piyo ge ya garam?
Mehman:thanda or garam dono!
Memon:jao shazia ek glass fridge se or ek glass geezr se pani la do... :p ;->
Newton''s law of load shedding:
Newton''s law of load shedding:
"The rate of load shedding is
directly propotional to the
temperature of atmosphere,
provided that the role of
WAPDA remains constant".
buhot ache wa
Buhot Ache
Wah
Kya Baat Hai
Buhot Aala
Gr8 Yaar
Zabardast
Daad Deni Paregi
Brilliant
Dil Khush Kardiya
La Jawab
Khubsoorat
Bari Himmat Hai
Kamal Hai
Amazing
Shabash
Herat Hai
Khushi Bhi
Yaqeen Nahi Aata
Ke Itna Bkwas SMS Parh Kaise Lete Ho.. :P ;->
Teacher :
Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the Field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies First
Have U Seen a Monkey Wrapped in a Plastic.
Have U Seen a Monkey Wrapped in a Plastic.
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No?
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Realy Not?
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Please see ur NADRA ID CARD
Hazrat Alama IQBAL Ny Apni
Hazrat Alama IQBAL Ny Apni
Zindagi K 50 Sal Laga K
Hamari Soi Hoi Qoam Ko Jagaya.
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Laikin Ab Yeh Kaam
Wapda Waly Hr 50
Mint K Baad Kar Rahy Hain....
Baharo phool barsao mera "DOST"aya hai.
Baharo phool barsao mera "DOST"aya hai.
Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai.
Barso tak thi jise pani se "ELERGY" vo aaj "LUX" se nahaya hai.
Every night we go to bed,
Every night we go to bed,
we have no assurance to get up alive the next morning
but still we have plans for the coming day
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that’s Hope..!!!
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