I.T.I., Lahore: An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife.
Please sanction me one-week leave.
Arz kiya hai-
Apke chehre par udasi aur ankhon mein nami hai,
Apke chehre par udasi ankhon mein nami hai
TATA namak Istmal karo aap ko IODINE KI KAMI HAI
How did an intelligent boy propose to a girl? He took the girl along with him on a boat n at the middle of river said ''Marry me or leave the boat''. :-)
Life Main Kabhi Comptomise Kerna Parey Tou. . .
Don''t Hesitate . . .
B''coz
Jhukta Wo Hi Hai Jis Main Jaan Hoti Hai
Aur Akar Hi Tou Murday Ki Pehchaan Hoti Hai . . . ;->