mein b katrina ko b ly aaon

mein b katrina ko b ly aaon

Shoaib malik sania mirza se shadi kr k pakistan la raha hai..

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mein b soch raha hun k ab katrina ko b ly aaon... ;->
  

May, 05 2010     136 chars (1 sms)     1702 views       Funny

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Duniya Ki 2 Bht ßarri Haqeqaten





1.duniya k 95% log apni zuban upar wale danto se nhi lga sktey






2.ye msg parhty hi 99% Idiots ye koshish krtey he.
Son:Papa sab log shadi karke pareshan hai tau shadi Q karte hain

Papa:Beta akal badam khane se nahi, thokar khane se aati hai !
In tough times u''ll always find 2 hands
Eagerly waiting to help u
&
Those hands will be at the end of ur own arms . . . . :p

BelievE iN YourselF . . . <-:
Molviyon k group mai 1 Ne kaha, jab b raste mai
larki Nazar Aaey to
ASTAGHFIRULLAH parhna!

Kafi der bad 1 Ne kaha
ASTAGHFIRULLAH!
Baqi Bole,
"KIDHER?"
"KIDHER"

Kesa lgta hy?

Barasti barish me

Hawa k jhonko''n k sang

Khamoshi se
Chalty huey

Koi apka hath thaam k

Hauley se keh
de

"Ae sweater landay da paya ae? =P ;)
It''s important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you, a man who is great in the sack. It''s also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!
Rangeen Ho Tum Rango Say Bhi Zaida Smart Ho Tum Sab Dosto Main Zaida Zaheen Ho Tum Muje Say Bhi Zaida Agar Aasa Tum Sochte Ho Tu Bewaqoof Ho Tum Had Say Bhi Zayda..!!
Hum to apni hi shadi may bacchiyan taar rahay thay papPu...


Hamain kya pata tha k Saala movie bana raha hai... ;->
All Brokers Have Become

" BILL GATES "

With Debit ''BILL''
In Their Hamds

&

Standing On The ''Gates'' Of Clients.
I live by Faith, not by my sight.So whether i See u! or not,
Iknow U R still the same :)
A sweet old friend of mine....
With no chance of improvement! =)
Long Time ago people who sacrificed thr Love, Youth, Beauty,Friends, Family,Laughter & Happiness
were called "MALANG".




Now,
They r called
"ENGINEERS"
Teacher: What''s your cast?


Student: Pehlay hum Lahori thay

phir Bhatti huay,

phir Rajput hogaye,

ab hain darzi,

aagey mummy ki marzi. .