1 day a monkey looked into mirror and said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself.Promise me u will not look into mirror, bcoz I don''t wanna loose u.
1 Gadha 2sry sy: yar hmari be kya zindagi hai sab hamare oper wazn dalty hain hum bicharay to MAZLOM hain 2nd gadha yar fikar na kar"MAZLOMON KA SATHI HAY "ALTAF HUSSAIN
Man to motel desk clerk
Man to hotel desk clerk:How much for room.
Clerk:depends on room size
Man:Do you take children?
Clerk:No, sir,only cash and credit cards