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Aik Orat Kisi Molvi Nu Time de k na aai,molvi intizar krda rya,intzar krn to baad Masjid wich gia tay speaker nu on kr k kainda."Hazraat.! Changi nai keti"
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May, 22 2010
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Jealous HUsband
Jealous HUsband : Aj Tak Tum Kitne Logo K Sath Soi Ho?
Wife: Sach Boloon to Sirf Ap Ke Sath Hi soi hoon.
Baki Sabhi Ke Sath Sari Sari raat Jagi Hoon
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jo b pasand aye bata dena Rishta karwa don ga Larkian saari Ache hain;-)''
''Hum to yun hi" K.E.S.C" truck k saath khare thay . Ae dost...
''Hum to yun hi" K.E.S.C" truck k saath khare thay .
Ae dost...
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Log aaye aur lanat de kar chale gaye..:-)''
A Lady Geting
A Lady Geting
Sntimental Feeling
While Watching A
Beautifu Luv Story
Her Hubby Leans Over
& Whisprs Dose 3 Ltl
Wrds Tht r On His Mind
Pass d Popcorn ;->
Dil k arman naliyoon mein beh ghaye,
Dil k arman naliyoon mein beh ghaye,
tum jahan par they waheen par rah ghaye,
pyar k qisssey adhoorey reh ghaye,
us k ghar waley tujh ko changhard keh ghaye
Jahaz tofan me ghir gya
Jahaz tofan me ghir gya
CAPTAN : ksiko tofan sa bach nklna ki dua ati ha?
A man raisd hand
CAPT said: OK ap dua pr gzara krn
hmary pas 1 life jackt km hy ;->
bUs Mai Larki ka pAoN
bUs Mai Larki ka pAoN bUdHe k pAoN NeChAy AtA HaI.
bUdHa: S:orRy
LaRkI: Get Lost!
tHoRi dAiR bAd uSka pAoN Aik LarkAy k pAoN nEeChAy Ata Hai
Larka: S:orRy
Larki:Its Alright
bUdHa:Na te! Mere sOrRy dE sPeLLiNg GaLat sI ?? ..'';->''
Jin Sheikh ko chimar gya.
Jin Sheikh ko chimar gya. 3 din baad Jin khud eik aalim key paas gya aur bola, "Aalim Saab menu baar kaddo, mey tey bhukka mar chalaan"
If U Hve Any Problem
If U Hve Any Problem
Mujhy Batao
I''ll Help U (:
If U Don''t Hve Any
Problem !
Tab Bhi
Mujhy Batao
I''ll Create Problem
Aakhir Dost Hoty Kis
Liye Hyn ...
WEN thing go fills
WEN thing go fills ur Heart Wen tears flow in ur eyes, Always say These Words... . . . . A Ganpat Chal Daru La ....;-}
"SWINE FLU" .
They Said ...
There Would Be Black
President When Pigs
Fly ...
Obama Became
President And Only
Several Months Later
"SWINE FLU" ... ;->
Boy: I''ll Climb The Taleest
Boy: I''ll Climb The Taleest Mount, Swim The Deepest Ocean
Walk On Hot Coal Barefoot Just 4 U ...
Girl: So Sweet Can U Come To Meet Me ??
Boy: Not Now, Abhi Ammi Ghar Se Bahar Nahi Jane Dengi ...
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