Teacher to Sardar:

Teacher to Sardar:''Make a sentence in which one word is repeated twice."
Sardar:''If Lara Dutta marries Brian Lara, She will bcom Lara Lara Bolo tararara.

May, 22 2010 157 chars (1 sms) 2011 views Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

''Kal 125 Logo Ko Bewakoof Banaya… . Kaise?

''Kal 125 Logo Ko Bewakoof Banaya…
.
Kaise?
.
.
.
.
.
.
Niche Dekho..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Bas,Aise Hi!
Ha..Ha..
Ab 126 HOGAYE!''

A Boy Going In Car.

A Boy Going In Car.
Suddenly He Saw A Girl Lying

In The Middle Of Road.

He Came Out And..

To Be Continued..

To Listen The Full Story
Plz Send 50 Easy Load.

~SHARIF LARKi~

~SHARIF LARKi~

khabardar! Jo Ainda agar mera peecha kia to,,,
.
.
.
.
.
.

Woh saamney wali gali mein white gate wala mera ghar hai... ;->

Kitne din ho gay

Kitne din ho gay, Kitne haftay guzar gay, Baat mahino tak bhi chali gaye, Ab tu saal bhi hone ko hai, Ab tu kehna manno, Chalo jaldi se NAHA LO

1 Andha Police

1 Andha Police Mein Bhrti Hony K Lye Gya

Officer Ne Poocha Tumhein Hum Kis Liye Rakhein

Andhey Ne Foran Jawb Dya
Andha-Dhund Firing K Lye. . .

hajam kerte kerte

hajam kerte kerte
hajam kerte kerte
-
-
-
-
-

-
-

-

-

hajam kerte kerte
arey haan bhai hajam kerte kerte

-

-

-

hajam ker gae

---
----

--

--
dusre din dekha tho kuch jyada hi wajan kam ker gae..........;->

Teacher :Tomorrow

Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma''m! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so farr !!

Oe..Gabbar

Oe..Gabbar

Bahar Nikal

Kaha Chipha He Tu..

Or..

Kaha He Tere..

Kalliya-Walliya

Sambha-Vambha

Or Tere...

Msg Wsg..

funnyyyyyyyyY....

Agar aap Gul Ahmad k kapray pehnay gay tu..

.

.
to

.

.
to

tu bichara Gul Ahmad kia pehnay ga?

lahore

'Larki dosri Larki se:
Yaar yeh Handsome larkay kaisay hotay hain?
.
.
.
.
2nd Larki:
Pata nahi behan Main tu khud kabhi "Karachi" nhi Gayi..

Duniya Main Sab Se

Duniya Main Sab Se Himmat Wala Kaun?

DHOBI-

Kabhi Bhi Kisi Ke Ghar ja kar bol sakta hai sahib bibi ji ko bolo Kapray nikal kar rakhe main abhi aa kar le le leta hon

1 AadMi trAin sE utAr k p00chtA

1 AadMi trAin sE utAr k p00chtA hy..
Yeh kAun sA stAtioN hy.. ??

SardAr Ne KahA:

?
?
?
.
.
.
.
.
.
?
?
?
?
RaiLwAy StAtion.!! ;->

Categories Anniversary Ascii Bengali Birthday Break Up Broken Heart Christmas Decent Diwali Double Meaning Durga Puja Easter Eid Mubarak English Poetry Exam Faraz Fathers day Flirt Friendship Funny Geo Or Jeenay Do Get Well Soon Good Luck Good Morning Good Night Greeting Halloween Holi Independence Day Inspirational Insult Islamic Khichdi Kiss Love Love Stories Miss You Mother's Day Naughty New Year Pashto Politics Punjabi Q n A Quatations Rainy day Rakhi Ramdan Riddle Romantic Sad Sardar Smile Sorry Teachers day Today's thought Urdu Poetry

Teacher to Sardar:

more Funny SMS Messages

Search SMS Messages