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100 gARM mitti..
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100 gARM mitti..
100 gARM mitti..
100 gARM mitti..
100 gram Kankar.
25 garm k keeray makoray
5 gram Makree k jalay
Dont be surprised dis is de CT scan of ur Brain:)
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May, 22 2010
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Nazar Se Aap Ne Muje Jo Current Mara Hy,
Nazar Se Aap Ne Muje Jo Current Mara Hy,
Boht Buland Boht Unt Shunt Mara Hy,
Smjho Aise K Jaise Dil K Rkshy Ko,
Truck Ne Puray Ka Pura Front Mara Hy.. :p ;->
Ek Zaruri Suchna-
Ek Zaruri Suchna-
Driving Karte SaMay,
Sharab Matt Piyo,
Kyun Ki,
Kyun Ki,
SPEED BREAKER
Aa Jaane Se
Bottle Gir Sakti Hai..
Hum jeete EK bar hai,
Hum jeete EK bar hai,
Marte EK bar hai,
Pyar EK bar hota hai,
Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai..
TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???
Teacher: Water Ka Formula Batao.
Teacher: Water Ka Formula Batao.
Studnt:
H2 Mgcl Nacl HNO3O.
Teacher: Yeh Kia Hai.
Student: Sir Ye Karachi Ka Pani Hai.. :-D
In class room
In class room 1 boy was praying Allah Allah.
Teacher: y r u praying in classroom?
Boy: Mom adviced me dat b4 sleeping u must pray Allah Allah
Shoaib Akhtar Says
Shoaib Akhtar Says :
Main India Ja Kr Pakistan Ka Naam Roshan Karunga.
Q K,,
Pakistan Main Light Jo Nahi Hoti |''!''|
5 hi-tech sardar''s inventions
5 hi-tech sardar''s inventions
Waterproof towel
Solar powerd tourch
Book on how to read
Pedal powerd wheelchair
Umbrella with holes to see its raining,:-
"Cheechoo Cheechoo Cha Cha...
"Cheechoo Cheechoo Cha Cha...
Mobile Pe ChoohA NaachA...
Mobile Nay Toon Toon Bajaya...
ChoohA MSG Parhnay AayA..!!"
Duniya ki wo konsi Company
Duniya ki wo konsi Company Jo duaon
pe nahi balke
bad-duaon pe chal rahi hai?
Ji haan aapne bilkul shi
gues kiya
Ye aizaz sirf K.E.S.C / WAPDA ko hasil hai. ;->
Sometimes wen i cry no 1 c my tears,
Sometimes wen i cry no 1 c my tears,
wen i m woried no 1 c my pain,
wen i m happy no 1 c my smile
lekin
sala. 1 ladki k saath ghume to sab dekh lete hai..
bb hum sharminda hain
BB hum sharminda hain
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Wah wah wah
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BB hum sharminda hain
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ap k shohar zinda hain!:-D
1 Pathan Ki 10 Betiya''n Thi''n,
1 Pathan Ki
10 Betiya''n Thi''n,
Phir Ja Kar Us K Haan 1 Beta Hua
Pathan Ne Us Ka Naam Kya Rakha Hoga?
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Zarurat Khan =P ;)
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