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MATAN ready ?
MATAN ready ?
MATAN ready ?
Yes boss
FISH ready ?
yes boss
OMLET ready ??
Yes boss
Chicken ready ??
No boss,
Why ??
KOKAR abhi sms pahr raha ha
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Wife: Suno G, Doctor
Wife: Suno G, Doctor ne Mujhe Ek Mahinee Aaram K Liye Kisi Beautiful Foreing Country Jaane Ka Kha Hai . . . Hum Kahan Jayenge . . . ? ? ?
Husband: Kisi Doosre Doctor k Paas. . . ;->
attention its ve
Attention
It''s Very Important Msg
Allah Ka Shukar Srilankn Team Par Karachi Me
Hamla Nahai Hoa Warna
Dabal Sawari Par Qayamat
Tak Pabandi Lag Jati... ;->
ApuN Ko FAQEER
ApuN Ko FAQEER ko 1 Rupia denA thA,
Kafi dair ho chuki FAQEER to miLA nhi,
Is Liye SochA k Ap ko he sMs kr don,
Bat to Ek he hy
{WESEY DO YA ESEY DO}... ;->
Santa:
Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?
Pathan Ro Raha Tha
Pathan Ro Raha Tha
Admi;Kya Howa?
Pathan"Yara Hum Udas Ha Jis Say Pyar Karta Hay Uska Chumi B Nahi Lay Sakta"
Admi;Kion?
Pathan:Yara Uska Shave Boht Chubta Hay
Apna mobile uthao, hamara dil apko kuch batana chahta hai.
Apna mobile uthao, hamara dil apko kuch batana chahta hai..
Choro mobile wapas rakh do
erada change ho gya
Phir kabhi...
jungle attendence....
jungle attendence....
tiger,
present sir...
rabbit ,
present sir....
monkey...
monkey...
monkey...
stop reading n give attendence dumboo
ov o l e Y U ov o l e
ov o l e Y U ov o l e Y u L V e ou I Love You Sister!! hehehehe....
HEIGHT OF MT. EVEREST
HEIGHT OF MT. EVEREST
8,848 metres. and 29.029 feet
Khudi Ko Kr HaseeN Itna
Khudi Ko Kr HaseeN Itna k KatreeNA KAIF Khud tUm Se Kahay.
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"Aj Kala Jora Paa Sadi Farmaish Tay"
President: “Shetani”
President:
“Shetani”
Prime Minister:
“Gillani”
Army Chief:
“Kiyani”
Speaker:
“Zanaani”
“Aata Na Roti”
“Bijli Na Paani”
Wah Re Pakitani
Teri Ajab Kahani...
Golden Words.:
Golden Words.:
" A Man Who Is Behind Cigratte, Drugs, Alcohol,
Is More Safe Then
A Man Who Is Behind A Girl.."
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