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Just Think about me..
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May, 24 2010
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Sentence With a Direct Object
Teacher: Give Me Sentence With a Direct Object.
Student: Every one Thinks You Are The Best Teacher.
Teacher: Than,
But What is The Object?
Student: To Get Good Marks! :-)
''Attendence.. Pappu
''Attendence..
Pappu
Yes Sir
Bablu
Yes Sir
Tinku
Yes Sir
Ullu
??
Ullu
??
Ullu
Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.''
Aaj kal Molvi b 2 Qism k ho gaye hain
Aaj kal Molvi b 2 Qism k ho gaye hain.
1 Banda Bus me 1 Molvi ko deikh kr darty darty pochta hy,
"Molvi sab,
ap Darood waalay Molvi ho,
ya Barood waalay.";-)
Now-A-Days Our
Now-A-Days Our "Shoulder Angels" Are Also Disturbed.
Y?
Coz
I Heard Them Talking With One Another
K
"Gunnah Naye Time Par Likhain
Ya Puraney Time Par"
Ya Rab Dil-e-Qaid Ko E Zinda Tammana De
Ya Rab Dil-e-Qaid Ko E Zinda Tammana De
Tu Khwab K Pyase ko Tabeer Ka Darya De
Is Bar Barabar Me Aaye Aisi Parosan
Jo Dil Ko Garma De Aur Ruuh Ko Tarpa De . . . ;->
Please Drive Carefully
Cool Sign
In the front of
Yard Of A
Funeral Home ...
Please Drive Carefully
We''ll Wait ... =P ;)
Jaante Ho Raat Me Maza Kab Aata Hai
Jaante Ho Raat Me Maza Kab Aata Hai?
.
.
.
Jab Kisi Sote Hue Ko Jaga Kar Pucha Jaye
K
K
K
K
K
So Rahe Ho Kya??
My Eyes – Miss U
My Eyes – Miss U
My Feelings – Loves U
My Mind – Calls U
My Life Is U
I’ll Die Widout U
I love U
“Aisa Teri Waali Mujhe Bholti Hai.” Sambhaal Us ko........ :p
Duniya Ki Sabse
Duniya Ki Sabse Slippery City Kaun Si Hai???
Guess
Guess
I More Tym
Ohoooooo...
Its Greece.
Atleast once in a day,
Atleast once in a day,
Millions of
People in
this World
stand on
Single Leg!
Guess when?
Don''t know?
Its easy!
While wearing CHADDI... =P ;->
Father To Guy
Father To Guy : Wud U Still Love My Daughter Even If She Was Poor ?
Guy : Off Course !
Father To Girl : He Is Not Good, We Do Not Want FOOLS In Our Family ;->
1 Pathan Or American Dinner Me
1 Pathan Or American Dinner Me
Paaye Kha Rahe The,
American K Hath Me Bakri Ki Zaban A Gai ,
American Bola What S This?
Pathan Bola " This Is Language"
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