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A man loses everything
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A man loses everything
A man loses everything
A man loses everything bcoz of drinking; He sees empty beer botles & smashes d 1st one swearing
"u r d reason i dont have a wife",
Smashes 2nd one saying "u r d reason i dont have a job."
Picks up 3rd bottle & notices its sealed & full of beer, he says
"STAND ASIDE, I KNOW U R NOT INVOLVED!!"
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May, 24 2010
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1st ever intelligent sardar.
1st ever intelligent sardar.
Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?
sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)
Sardar Was Writing f
Sardar Was Writing Something very slowly, friend asked: WHy u r writing so slowly ?
Sardar: I''m writing 2 my 6 year old son, he cant read very fast
A Sardar moving
A Sardar moving around in market with Parrot on his shoulder. Passerby asks,"Kidhar se laya yeh Janwar?"Parrot replies, "Punjab se laya" ;->
practice makes man perfect
Practice makes man perfect...
Then wat abt woman??
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?
Any guesses??
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She is BORN perfect.!
Hai na girls..??? :-P
Mera Dost
Mera Dost
Sunday K Din Jhakas
Nazar Ata He
Mera Dost
Sunday K Din Jhakas Nazar Ata He
Or Aye B Q Na Vo Sirf Isi Din To Nahata He
Amazing Newz
Amazing Newz
Recent Survey Shows Dat
D Fastest Animal On D
Earth Wid A Top Speed
Of 120 Ft/sec Is A
"COW"
Dat Has Been
Dropped Out Of A
Helicopter ;->
breakup tips ho
Breakup Tips :
How 2 Create Da Biggest Doubt
In Ur Lover''z Mind 4 U ??
Simple
Just Suddenly Sms Her Saying:
I LOVE U TOO
Welcome to Pakistan
Welcome to Pakistan we have Recent Courses:
MBBS:
Master in Bomb Blasting Strategies
CA:
Career in Alqaeda
MSc:
Master Sucide Course
IT:
Institute of Terrorism
MBA:
Member of Blasting Agency
What do u want to do...?
tanhai may b tum ko chaha hay
Hum ne tanhai may b tum ko chaha hay "paPpu"...
warna log to tanhai mein nargis ki cd dekhtay hai... ;->
A man to Sardar : Aao ji chess khelein.
A man to Sardar : Aao ji chess khelein.
Sardar : Tu chal main sports shoes pehen ke aata hun!!
TUM SE ACHA TO KUTTA HAI
TUM SE ACHA TO KUTTA HAI..
PAppu..!
Kam Se Kam LARKI Palat Palat K DekhTi tu Hai...
k,
Kahin Aa To Nahi Raha... =P ;->
Breaking News!
Breaking News!
Nipa Chowrangi Per 3 Taxi
Or 2 Bus Ko Na Maloom Afraad Ne Roka
Or Us Main Sawaar Hokar
Apne Apne Ghar Chale Gaye.:-D
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