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''Jab kabhi TooT k bikhro to batana mujh ko
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''Jab kabhi TooT k bikhro to batana mujh ko
''Jab kabhi TooT k bikhro to batana mujh ko
''Jab kabhi TooT k bikhro to batana mujh ko
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Main thora bohat welding ka kaam bhi janta hoon.''
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''Ek kutta b0hat akarr k chal rah
''Ek kutta b0hat akarr k chal raha tha.
Sher ne pucha tu kis khushi me akarr raha hai?
T0 kutty ne kaha:
0ye aram se.
Hamare baap ki hukumat hai...''
Indian Airlines slogan
Indian Airlines slogan: A warm experience & motherly treatment... warm
b''coz AC doesn''t work & motherly because Air hostesses are above 50.
Pyaare Dost Film
Pyaare Dost Film MaiN kam akru Gaye??
RLL sirf itna hai k 1 larki apko 1 ghar main lay jai gi
or apko goli mar de gi.
Film ka nam hai " KuTAY KI MAUT "
Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha
Ghajini me Aamir khan
Ghajini me Aamir khan ne apko kia msg deliver krne ki koshish ki hai?
Nahi pata..?
Aray bhai yehi,
K Ab ganjay bhi maang nikaal sakte hen....;-)
EK pathan apny Cat say Bhut paryshan Hota HA......
EK pathan apny Cat say Bhut paryshan Hota HA......
Ek din uski cat ki tabyat kharab hojati ha tu wo kapny lagti ha...
pathan ..doctor k pas jata ha
o docotr sb is ko dhko kab say vibration pay is charging khatam ho tu ya mary...
doctor...ya janwaro ka hospital ha is say mobile market lay jao...Cool
Muncipalty Van
Muncipalty Van JAANVARON ko uthane ke liye aayi hai,
Tujhe.... Apni dosti ki kasam.... Please Bhaag ja.
sum1 kills amirs gf
Sum1 Kills AMIR''S GF
& He Loses His Memory.
Thn He Tries To Findout D Killer.
Suspense:AMIR Himself Is D Killer.
Now Enjoy Watchng GHAJINI :-P
You are one of the
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
''chandani raat ti,
''chandani raat ti,bari barsaat ti,hum dono ek sath tay,wo mere niche ti, me uske uper ta,ghalat na samajna,wo meri motorcycle ti''
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Don ka message padhna muskil hi nahin, namunkin bhi hai.
1 Pathan Apne
1 Pathan Apne
Rikshaw k 7 Khara Tha
1 Aadmi Aaya Aur Bola:
"Bhai Gulshan Jaoge?"
Khan:
Me Tou Chala Jaonga
Lekin Mera Rikshaw Ka Ko
Khyal Rakhega ...? ;->
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