''zindagi behaal hai,sur hai na taal hai,

''zindagi behaal hai,sur hai na taal hai,
message box bhi kangaal hai,
kya aapki SMS factory mein hartaal hai?
plz.kuch toh bhejo yeh mere mobile ki,
zindagi ka sawaal hai......''

May, 24 2010 183 chars (2 sms) 3405 views Funny

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Bhaiyya Ghar Aa gaye hai

Saas Bahu Se:Aaj Se Tum Muje MAA Or Saaur Ko PAPA Kehna
Bahu:Samajh Gai
Sham Ko uska Pati Ghar Aya 2 Boli:
Maa! Bhaiyya Ghar Aa gaye hai..

boy: suniye

boy: suniye
girl: kahiye
boy: aapko ek KAAM dena tha
girl: hein! KAAM! konsa KAAM?
boy:ZUKAAM

Assalam-0-Alikum Aaj ki taza khabar..

Assalam-0-Alikum
Aaj ki taza khabar..

News Paper mein hay...........

Kabhi yaad aye to fone ker lena

Kabhi yaad aye to fone ker lena,
Paisy kam hon to SMS ker lena,
Agar Yah bi na ker saky to mobile dahi main daal ker
VIBRATION on kerna,
or lassi bana ke pi lena

Ek Pathan BLOOD

Ek Pathan BLOOD K Baare Main Book Parh Raha Tha

Wife Ne Poocha Aaj Ye Kyun Parh Rahe Ho ? ? ?

Pathan:
Mujhe Doctor Ne Kaha Hai Kal Mera BLOOD TEST Hai . . . ;->

uss wakt shirt utari hui thi

Wife: Ye aap ki shirt per lipstick ka nishan
kahan se aaya.. ?

Husband: Mai khud heran hon!
Maine tu uss wakt shirt utari hui thi.. :-)

Philosophy of life..

Philosophy of life..

At the beginning of relationship, every girl treats her boyfriend as GOD, Later somehow
alphbets get reversed..

someone who thinks logically - is a nice contrast to the real world.

someone who thinks logically - is a nice contrast to the real world.

signs common in bihar trains -
aana free, jaana free. pakde gaye to khana free.

Ek Student Dusre Se:

Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai

2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Kar Thori Parhai Karte Hein . . . :p

Agar Larki Ko Ulti Aaye

Agar Larki Ko Ulti Aaye
to Us K Parents Poochte hain...

Kaun Tha Wo Kameena !

Agar Larkay Ko Ulti Aaye to us K Parents Kehtey hain....

Kameenay Kya Sharaab Pee Kar Aaya hai !

MORAL .

ULTI Larki Ko Aaye..
Ya...
Larkay Ko...

KAMEENA

Hamesha
Larka hi ho ta hai.

GEO KAMEEENO

1 tha Chooha..

1 tha Chooha..
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Aur nahi hai bus 1 hi tha@

Ek Khan Sahb Sey Koi Puchta Hey K "Time Kya Horaha Hey" ???

Ek Khan Sahb Sey Koi Puchta Hey K "Time Kya Horaha Hey" ???

Khan: Baj Kr 10 mint
Fir Puchta He Boltey Hen
Khan: Baj Kr 15 mint
Fir Puchta He Boltey Hen
Khan: Baj Kr 20 mint

Thak Har K Banda Bolta Hey K Kya Baj Kr ???
Khan: Kaisey Bta0n Merey Ghari Mein Ghantey Ki S0en Hey Nhi Hey

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''zindagi behaal hai,sur hai na taal hai,

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