''zindagi behaal hai,sur hai na taal hai,
message box bhi kangaal hai,
kya aapki SMS factory mein hartaal hai?
plz.kuch toh bhejo yeh mere mobile ki,
zindagi ka sawaal hai......''
Two snakes sitting in the jungle, Female snake tried to kiss the male snake, Suddenly male snake turned and started singing ''zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma''!
Ehsas apk Ki Dosti ka Jis pal Nahi Hota
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Ssanson ka silsala bhi Mukamil nahi hota
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Mera Inbox Mujhe Bekar lagta ha
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Ager Apka Sms Is main nahi hota
He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
