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Honto Se Laga K Dekhon Kashish Kaisi Hy

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May, 24 2010     164 chars (2 sms)     2012 views       Funny

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Main naha rha hon



Tum naha rhe ho



Wo naha rhi hy

Ham sab naha rhe hyn

STUDENT:sir, ye

BEGHAIRTI ka Zamana hy.