wen did u start wearing earing

A man meets a frnd aftr a long time & notices he is wearing an earing.
"Wen did u start wearing Earing?"

Friend: Ever since my Wife found one in my Car!! ;->

May, 05 2010 171 chars (2 sms) 1742 views Funny

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a black guy was giv

A Black Guy Was
Given A Pair Of Wings
By God

He Asked God "Does
This Mean That I''m
Now An Angel ?"

God Laughs "No You
Silly Nigger You Are
A Bat" ;->

husan ki devi jesi lgti hn

Husband: agr tm india me hoti to wha log zror tmhari pooja krty,
Wife:kya me husan ki devi jesi lgti hn?
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Husband:
Nhi yar,
kali mata lgti ho.. =P ;->

SANTA : Yaar Banta Meri 1 Problem He !

SANTA : Yaar Banta Meri 1 Problem He !
Oye Yaar Meri Beti Jawan Ho Gau He!

BANTA : Yar Usme Kya He Teri Beti Ko Border Par Bhej De!

2 BANIA SIT IN A COFEE HOUSE.

2 BANIA SIT IN A COFEE HOUSE.
1ST- JALDI PI, COFEE THANDI HO JAEGI.
2ND- TO KYA?
1ST- BEWAKUF, MENU CARD PADH
HOT COFEE RS.20 & COLD RS.40...

Unbelievable Moments in 2008.

Unbelievable Moments in 2008.

1. PPP won the election.
2. Faraz death
3. Harbhajan slapped Srisanth.
4. Ronaldo kissed Bipasha Basu.
5. Tony Blair caught without ticket.
6. Marriot blast.
7. China launched space shuttle.
8. Mumbai blast.

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Bush did not return Al-Zaidi Shoes..!!!

a sardar to another

a sardar to another:name 5 animals living in water.
sardar:1 frog.
2nd sardar:theek hai hor dus,
sardar:frog da praah,pheen,piyo,te maa

Dear Customer,

Dear Customer,U have now subscribed Kanjusi Package
U can Enjoy saving of SMSs.Ur Subscription title Kanjus is valid untill ALLAH give u TAUFIQ to send Sms ;->

Hm Buht Jald Karachi Arhe Hen

Taliban:Hm Buht Jald Karachi Arhe Hen

MQM: Aslaha Le Lo

Awam: Rashan Le Kar Rakh Lo

Pathan: Istaqbal Karo,

Memon: BURQAY KHARID LO BAD ME RATE BARH JAINGE.

ye jo chappal main p

Ye Jo Chappal Main Pehan Kar Aya Hon

Mat Samjho K Isay Chura Kar Laya Hon

Ye Sub Khuda Ki Deen Hai Mere Bhai
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ussi k ghar se utha kar laya hon... ;->

ye jo chappal main p

Ye Jo Chappal Main Pehan Kar Aya Hon

Mat Samjho K Isay Chura Kar Laya Hon

Ye Sub Khuda Ki Deen Hai Mere Bhai
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ussi k ghar se utha kar laya hon... ;->

PathaN to Nurse:

PathaN to Nurse: agar larka ho to kehna papo pass hogya..

agr larki ho to kehna papo fail hogya..

Laikin Nurse ne bahar aa ker kaha k ..

PAPO ki compart ayi hai

akbar laya 3 ghore

Arz kia hy...

AKBAR LAYA 3
GHORE ...

AKBAR LAYA 3
GHORE ...

Wah.. Wah..
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AAJA AAJA DIL NICHORE... ;->

newtons law of load

Newton''s law of load shedding:

"The rate of load shedding is
directly propotional to the
temperature of atmosphere,

provided that the role of

WAPDA remains constant".

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