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Santa Ek Baraf Ka
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Santa Ek Baraf Ka
Santa Ek Baraf Ka
Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukda Utha Kar Use Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha.
Banta- Kya Dekh Rahe He??
Santa- Dekh Raha Hu Ye Leak Kaha Se Ho Raha He!!
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May, 25 2010
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Just Remeber,
Just Remeber,
No matter
how bad u are..
You r not totally useless..
You can alwayz be used as a bad eXample
A Couple Before Marriage
A Couple Before Marriage
"MAD" For Each Other ....
Affter Marriage
"MADE" For Each Other
And
A Few Years Latter
yunhi mazaq mazaq ma
Yunhi mazaq mazaq main hm ganjey ho gae faraz!
Najaney kon hamarey
shampoo main veet daal gaya...= p ;->
heights of professio
Heights Of Professional Respect..
A Begger Won 50 Lac Rs Lottery N He Took
Gold Utensil For Begging.
Ek Pathan:
Ek Pathan:
Jab Hum Chota Hota Tha Tab Hum Ye Darakt Par Char Jata Tha
Dosra Pathan:
Wo Kaisy?
Pathan:
Us Waqat Ye Darakt B Chota Hota Tha. . . ;->
you never wake-up,
Suppose one morning you never wake-up, do all your friends know you love them? Sometimes I LOVE YOU can heal and bless, so tell your friends this 3 little words and see what it can do. So just in case I die tonight, I LOVE YOU!
Khuda ki qasam tum bohat khubdurat ho
Khuda ki qasam tum
bohat khubdurat ho
Dunya kei nazar se khud
ko bacha lo
Kajal ka teka to
tumhary liye kam hay
EK Kala"TAWWA"he
galay may latka Lo......-;>
O Mere Makhna
O
Mere
Makhna
Meno
Yaad
Rakhna
Har
Vely
Hasna
Koi
Problem
Howy
Tou
Dasna
Kisi
Hor
Naal
Na
Phansna
Bas
Maire
Naal
Vasna
O
Mere
Makhna
Kesa Hy Ye Sms Zarur Dasna . . . ;->
altaf hussain ki maa ki shadi
altaf hussain ki maa ki shadi
Teacher: Woh koun sa event tha jo na hota to aj "KARACHI" khush hall hota... ?
Student:
Altaf Hussain ki maa ki shadi... ;->
Q) "Woh Kaunsa Sawal Hain
Q) "Woh Kaunsa Sawal Hain Jiska Jawab Aaj Tak Koi Khoj Nahi Paya?...
Socho...........
Socho............
A) "Choli Ke Peche Kya Hain"
Larkio Ki ada humain pasand nai,
Larkio Ki ada humain
pasand nai,
Larkio Se bate hamain pasand nai,
Wo to ane wale bacho ki zid ha k MAMA chahiye,
Warna humain shaadi karna
pasand nai!
zardari to shopekepe
Zardari to Shopekeper:
Aaj k bad mera kutta bhi dukan pe aye to tumhain uski izzat karni hogi..
Shopekepper:
Bohat behtar janab appka kutta aye ga to main samjhun ga k aap aye hain:-)
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