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Son:abu bacha ziada intelligent hota hi ya baap?
Son:abu bacha ziada intelligent hota hi ya baap?
Father:baap
son:abu telephone kis ne bnaya?
Father:Garaham bell ne.
Son:us k baap ne q nai bnaya?
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May, 25 2010
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tawey per para POPCORN
tawey per para POPCORN uchalta kyon hay?
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khud beth ker dekho pata chal jaye ga....
''tez hawa ka jhonka aaya
''tez hawa ka jhonka aaya
saath main teri khushbu laya
tab meray dil main khayal aaya
aaj bhi mera dost nahin nahaya''
Do You Know Why
Do You Know Why The Spelling Of Women Starts With W??
Because All Quetions In The World Start With W..
Such As
Who?
Why?
What?
When?
Which?
Whom?
Where?
''*Meri taraf say apko 1 "PAPPI"
''*Meri taraf say apko 1 "PAPPI"
Apki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI"
Saheli ki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI"
Batau Q?
Aaj hi mere "DOGGY" ne 10 "PAPPI" ko janam dia hai!''
Experiencd Man Says:
Experiencd Man Says:
"The Real Problem
Doesnt Start Whn Boy
Starts Luking At A Girl.
It Begins, Whn She
Turns &
Looks Back At D Guy"
Washing Powdr Nirma Wshing Pwdr Nirma Dudh Si Safedi Nirma Se i
Washing Powdr Nirma
Wshing Pwdr Nirma
Dudh Si Safedi
Nirma Se i
Rangen Kpray B Khil-Khil Jae
Sbki Pasand Nirma
Ye Comercial BREAK Tha,
nOw
U Continue Ur Work.
Teri Or Pervaiz Mushrad Ki
Teri Or Pervaiz Mushrad Ki Ek Adat Same Hai
Janta Hai Kiya ??
??
??
??
??
??
Woh Bhi Kamina Hai Or Tu Bhi
Mere Sugar Se Mithay Milk Se Goray
Mere Sugar Se Mithay
Milk Se Goray
Aasman Se Oonchay
Samandar Se Gehre
Baraf Se Thanday
Aag Se Garam
Aur
Sab Se Be-Sharam Dost
Kabhi Tou Msg Kia Karo ;->
O Mere Makhna Meno
O
Mere
Makhna
Meno
Yaad
Rakhna
Har
Vely
Hasna
Koi
Problem
Howy
Tou
Dasna
Kisi
Hor
Naal
Na
Phansna
Bas
Maire
Naal
Vasna
O
Mere
Makhna
Kesa Hy Ye Sms Zarur Dasna . . . ;->
Tumse shadi kar k
Husband:Tumse shadi kar k mujhe ek baat ka to fayida huwa,
Wife:Konsa ?
Husband:Mujhe apne saarey gunaahon ki saza dunya mein hi mil gayi.
Doston ki pehchan
Mere doston ki pehchan itni mushkil nahi hai
Fraz…
Wo sb se aagy hotay hain jahan chawal taqseem hotay hain.
(.”)/’
<¡:¡ oy ik plate
_/ /_ edhr v.
A Public Service Message For U
A Public Service Message For U
"Biryani Khaiye
Qabal Is K
Aap Ki Biryani Khai Jaye ..."
Message Brought To You By
"STUDENT BIRYANI" ;->
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