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PathAn KA Interview Ho RAhA ThA: BatAo " N W F P" Ka KyA MatLAb Hai??
PathAn BoLA
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NO WOMEN FOR PATHAN . . .
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May, 25 2010
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where do ghosts go f
Where Do Ghosts Go For
Their Holidays ... ?
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Any Guesses
It Simple
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Ok Let Me Tell U
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They Go To
The Dead Sea ... ;->
Bas Bohat Hua
Bas Bohat Hua
Bura Lage Tou Sorry
Me Ne Neeche Saaf
Saaf Likh Dia Hy ...
"SAAF SAAF" ;->
Tu Kutta Tu Kutta
Tu Kutta
Tu Kutta
Tu Kutta
Phir Kehta Hoon
Tu Kutta
Ek Baar Phir KEhta Hoon
Tu Kutta
Rakh Le
Kion K Aaj Kal
Choriyaan Boha Ho Rahi Hain..... ;->
Q- 1 bar 1ladke ki yaad-
Q- 1 bar 1ladke ki yaad-dasht(memory) chali jaati hai...
toh us ko ice-cream wale utha k le jate hain...
kyon???
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Ans- kyon ke woh kehta hai.. "main cone hoon.. main cone hoon.." ;->
This is the telephone
This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.
Pakistanio k karname tum kia jano..
Pakistanio k karname tum kia jano...
"papPu"
Ye tou catch chorne ki bhi HAT-TRICK karte hain... ;->
PaKi RocKs. . . B-)
A boy goes to see
A boy goes to see a cabaret dance.
His mom goes angry and asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?
Boy: yes, I saw dad!
Cockroach k liye Powder
Dukandar: Bhai Cockroach k liye Powder lylo ?
Pathan: Nahi bhai Cockroach ko itna bhi free nahi karna,
Aaj Powder ly diya tu kal Body Spray mangey ga..
;-)Wife Running After
;-)Wife Running After A Garbage Truck: Am I Too Late For The Garbage?
Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.
wxyzwxyz
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msg phara?
samjh aya?
nahi?
ab mobile ko
Ulta kar ke Pahro
ab samjh aya?
Nahi ?
Bewaqof ager seedha samj main nahi aaya tu ulta kya aye ga ???
Shakespeare said,
Shakespeare said, "This world is a stage & we all are actors"..
In punjabi it is translated as
"ae dunya ek drama ae tae asi sarray marasi aan"
Ek Bus Conductar
Ek Bus Conductar
Ki
Shaadi Ho
Rahi
Thi,
Wo
Stage
Pe
Sofay
Pe
Bethe
Hue
Apni Dulhan
Se
Bola="Zara Idhar
Ho
Kar
Betho Baji
ye 3 ki seat hay.
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