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Do aadmi aik baraat me gye.
Do aadmi aik baraat me gye.
Do aadmi aik baraat me gye.
Vahan inhe bar bar pani pesh kya jata.
Tang a kar aik ne kaha:
janab halaq me pani phans gya hai.
Thore se chaval de dain.
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Buyer To Seller : Is It A Faithful Dog?
Buyer To Seller : Is It A Faithful Dog?
Selle r:Yes I Have Sold It 3 Times Earlier Also.
It Is So Faithful,
Everytime It Returned Back To ME
Ek 10 saal ka kid bohot
Ek 10 saal ka kid bohot dhyan se ek book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: "Kids ka paalan poshan kaise kare".
Mother: Tum yeh book kyon pad rahe ho.
Kid: Mein yeh dekhna chahta Hun ke mera paalan poshan theek Tara se ho raha hai ya nahi.
2 Married Men Talking-
2 Married Men Talking-
10yrs Ago,
Whenever I Returned Home,
My Dog Used To Greet Me By Barking & My Wife By Kissing.
Now They Both Exactly Do The Opposite
Teacher :
Teacher : Bacho''n Dunya Main Insaan K Liye
Koi Kaam Mushkil nahi Hai ... !!!
Ek Student Bola: Madam Toothpaste Ki Tube Main
Toothpaste Wapis Daal Ker Dikhaye''n ... ;->
''1 student exam
''1 student exam k paper pay apne hath ka diagram bana raha tha to nigran nay pocha k iss paper main to hath ki diagram ka swal nahi hai
student reply.
sir main diagram nahi bana raha paper banane wale pay lanat bhaj raha hon''
Woh kon hai ?
Woh kon hai ?
jo ,,
Uchaal Uchaal K Paida hOta hai ??
Peachano Kon?
Socho ??
Aray socho na ??
Tauba
Soch to sahi
ay loo
aray Budhu
" POPCORN"
kashmeer hamara hai aur hamara rahe
KASHMEER Hamara Hai Aur Hamara Rahe Ga Hum Use Jeete Ji Aazad.?
Nahi
Hone Denge
Q
k
Agar Kashmeer Aazad Ho Gya To
5Feb Ki Chuti To Gayi Na Hath Se.. ;->
Arz kiya hai...
Arz kiya hai...
Teray siwa is dil mein nahi koi aur...
(Wah! Wah!)
Teray siwa is dil mein nahi koi aur...
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RoCk3r, GEO NEWS Lahore :-D
Kal 125 logo ko bewakoof banaya. Kaise?
Kal 125 logo ko
bewakoof banaya.
Kaise?
niche dekho..
Bas,
Aise hi..
Ha...Ha...
Ab 126 HOGAYE.....;->
EiK PatHaN CycLE
EiK PatHaN CycLE
Pe LarKi K SaMnE
ZoR SaY GiRa
AuR
JaLdi Se KhArA
HoGayA !!
LaRki Oh My GoD!
PaThAn HuM aiSaY
He UtArTa Hai ;->
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aa
uff
maa
aai
aah
mmm
aaa
ouch
aa
haye
uff
aa
i
maa
bas
aa
maa
ouch
i
uff
ooh
bara dard hai,
mere iss SMS main,
tum ne bhi mehsos kiya na.:-D
Q - What is the Difference
Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other
ensures U
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