A recently fired

A recently fired
stock trader said …

“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”

May, 26 2010 128 chars (1 sms) 2166 views Funny

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Jo jeeta woh sikandar
Jo hara woh jail k andar,
..>Jo SMS bhejay usko jaadu ki jhappi,
Jo na bhejay usko arbab raheem ki pappi.

garam shakar kandi

Pathan Job K Liye London Jata Hai:

Officer: Tum Pakistan Main Kya Karobaar Kartay Thy?
Pathan: Selling G.S.K.

Officer: Ye Kya Hai?
Pathan: Garam Shakar Kandi. :-)

Count many star on the screen

Count many star on the screen.... * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * .

...Are Mamu subah ho gayi.. ab din mein bhi taare gin ne lage....Good Morning...

Why Do Girls Look Beautiful ? ? ?

Why Do Girls Look Beautiful ? ? ?

Is It Real Or Due To make Up ? ? ?

All False

Girls Look Beautifull Because

Boyz Have Good IMAGINATION . . . .

what you can do

Smile is the Second Best Thing You Can Do With Your Lips...

Of Course you know the first one :)

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Its Keeping Your Mouth Shut! :-)

on your birthdaybr

On your birthday,
I''m thinking about how much light and sparkle
you freely dispense wherever you go,
how your sunny smile lights up any gathering.
Every birthday marks another year
of you radiating positive, happy energy,
contagious happiness
that infects all who come in contact with you.
May your next birthday find you the same--
glowing from within,
beaming bright joy on everyone you meet.
I feel blessed to know you.

Cricket has reached

Cricket has reached exciting levels wid T20 & IPL.

To improve exam system, same should be infused in exams.

1- Reduce exam duration to 1:30 hr & marks to 50.

2- Introduce strategic break after 30 mints.

3- Give free hit,
that is a chance for students to write there own questions & answers.

4- 1st 20 mins power play, that is no examiner in the exam hall.

5- Introduce fair play awards.
6- Cheer girls to dance for correct answers..

1 murghi ko qatal karo

1 Murghi ko QATAL karo.

Oil mein Use GHUSAL do.

Phir Dahi ka Safaid KAFAN do

Shan Masalay say Khushbu ki DOHNI do.
Us k baad Chawal mein us ki QABAR Banao.
jab Tayar ho jaey to "Mujhay" Dawat do.
ta''k mein us ki NAMAZ E JANAZA parhaoon.
HAPPY BIRYani Day!

a touching love stor

A Touching Love Story

A Boy n A Girl luv
each othr ...
One day they were
talking ...
Boy touchd girl''s hand n
Girl touched boy''s hand ...

Wh8 a touching story ;->

q salay mirchain khtm ho gai

SRDAR ne 1 TOTA pala
or usko
mirchain
khlata gya.

1 Month k bad SRDAR ne TOTAY se pucha:
"Mian Mithu Churi Khani"

TOTA:
"Q Salay
Mirchain Khtm Ho Gai"

What does a hen think when a cock runs after her?

What does a hen think when a cock runs after her?

She thinks: I hope I''m running not too fast. . . ;->

Once Upon A Time .

Once Upon A Time
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A Boy Asked To A Girl:
''''Will U Marry Me. . . ?''''

Girl Said: ''''NO''''

Aur Is Terha Larka Hansi Khushi Rehne Laga . . . ;->

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