Sardarji is not sleeping

Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
Guess why?
because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.

May, 26 2010 141 chars (1 sms) 1809 views Funny

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Sardarji is not sleeping

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