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mobile bana hai har larki ki shan
mobile bana hai har larki ki shan
Mobile bana hai har larki ki shan
Call kr k larkon ko karti hain ye pareshan
MISSBELL or Sms kr k kehti hain meri jaan
Teri awaz sunne ko tarastey hain mere kaan
12 boyfrnd bana kr akarti hain pehalwan
Apni frndz ko hr raaz bata kr karti hain heran
Kehti hain larkon ko ullu banana hy buhat asan,
Hosh kar ay mere yaar ankhen khol k pehchan,
Mat aa in k chakkar me ye sab hain shetan,
Ab kisi ki call aaye To usko bolna G bhabi jaan.
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Yad-e-khuda dillo mein jagata hai WAPDA
Yad-e-khuda dillo mein jagata hai WAPDA
Khalq-e-khuda ko shab-o-roz jgata hai WAPDA
Band kar ke bijli sulgti doophar mai
Dozakh ka aks youn dikhata hai WAPDA
Driver k Saath Bhaag Gai
Pathan Ki B.V Us k
Driver k Saath Bhaag Gai
Logo''n Ne Poocha
Khan Saab Ab Kia Kro Ge ?
Pathan Bola
Kerna Kia Hy, Ab Gaadi
Khud Chalao''n Ga ... =P ;)
aadmi k left hath
aadmi k left hath
Ek Aadmi K Left Hath
Ki 6 Ungliaan Theen,
Sab Log Usay
"Sultan" kehte
thay Socho Kyun? .
Kyun k ''Sultan'' Us ka Naam tha :-D''
BRUCE LEE Was A Great Man..
BRUCE LEE Was A Great Man..
But After His Sister Gave Birth To A Baby He Became An Ordinary Man
Why?
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Coz He Became MAMU LEE.
''Hari Hari Ghaas
''Hari Hari Ghaas Per Ghadey Ghaas Cher Rahae HeN
Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah ......
Shero Shairi Aati Nahi Ham Sei Shairi Ker Rahae Hen............''
I Pray Tht
I Pray Tht
Any Person Who Tries
To Steal Our
Happiness
May His Hips Begins To
Itch Badly
&
His Arms Grow Shorter
So Tht He Can''t Reach
His Hips To Scratch It ;->
Circuit: Bhai America
Circuit: Bhai America mein address puchega tho kya bolne ka
Munna: Dhobhi Ghaat
Circuit: Bhai english mein bolneka tho?
Munna: Washington
Collage Ki Ladki.
Collage Ki Ladki.
Ghar Ki Kidki.
Dono Taadne K Lye Use Hote Hain . . !!
Pathanon ne eid k baad
Pathanon ne eid k baad 5 waqt namaz b saudia k sath parhne ka faisla kia hai...
Nai timings ye hongi
Fajr- Suba 8 bje
Zohr- Sepeher 4 bje
Asr- Sham 7 bje
Maghrib- Raat 10 bje(suraj gharoob hona shart nai)
Isha- Raat 1 bje
Punjabi tarjuma of baby baby yes mama.
Punjabi tarjuma of baby baby yes mama.
Kaki kaki
Han baybay
Phak lee chenei,
Na babey
Jhoot mardi
Na babey
Lawan juti
Na babey
Khol botha
Ha ha ha...
I''m Not Well
I''m Not Well
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Neither M I A River......!
Everyone will not get everything,
Everyone will not get everything,
This is the RULE of LIFE,
Dont try to get which is not yours.
But dont dare to loose which is yours..!
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