Lawyer to sardar:geeta pe hath rakho

Lawyer to sardar:geeta pe hath rakho
Sardar:Kamal hai, Seeta pe hath rakha
to baat court tak pohanch gaye,
ab bol raha he geeta pe hath rakho:p

May, 26 2010 146 chars (1 sms) 1668 views Funny

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Lawyer to sardar:geeta pe hath rakho

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