insult SMS Messages26 messages

Real Friends do not get offended

when you insult them.

They smile and call you something

even more offensive :P ;)
I am not really your friend until

I start insulting you on a daily basis.
You insult me? I can handle it.

You insult my best friend? You die

No one insults my friend more than me.
High Class insult
Girl to Boy: Apne Baal to dekho jaise Ghass Ugi
Boy 2 girl: Isliye itni der se soch raha hu ke mere
saamne Bhais kyun khadi h.
Ek African bus me Apne bache K sath

Conducter:itna badsoorat bacha aj tek
nahi Dakha.

African ko bohet Gussa aya…

Sardar:kya hua??

African:Conducter ne meri insult ki he…

Sardar:Jaa maar k aa lanti nu..
Te Ae Apne Baandar Menu paraa ja.
One day l went 2 ZOO.
So many animals were there.
(>. .< )
( "=" )
aaila ! Tum bhi..
'=. You are,



* Excellent
* Funny
* Genius


= Hahahaha.
= I'm.
= Joking!! :-)'
To Achieve Something We've To Cross 3 Stages...

1. insult...

2. Opposition...
3. Acceptance...

Fools Stop At The 1st..

Losers Stop At The 2nd..

WINNERS Cross The 3rd...
When we do a task, we''ve to cross 3 stages.


Fools stop at the 1st.
Losers stop at the 2nd.
Winners cross the 3rd.
The National Flag Is A Symbol Of The Nation''s Pride & Respect.
There Is A Liberal Use Of The Flag
On Independence Day.
The Trend Of Selling Flags Made Up Of Paper & Plastic,
Is Incorrect.
With A Sense Of Natinal Pride,
Ppl Enthusiastically Buy Such Flags
But Very Next Day,
We Find These Flags Being Trampled
Upon The Road,
In Dustbins & Elsewhere.
In This Context, Ppl Forget That They Are insulting The Flag. Often,
These Flags Are Burnt Along With Garbage.
It''s The Duty Of Every Individual To
Maintain Proper Respect Of The National Flag.

For God Sake
Respect The National Flag
Kissi ki itni(insult) b na karo k wo ainda sey tumhein milnein sey pehley 100 bar sochey,kyun k Dil ko dukhana achchey logon ka shewa nahee hota
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.