bohat dino se main bhoola

Bohat Dino''n Se Main Bhoola Hua Tha Dosto''n Ko

Aaj Film " Kameeney " Dekhi Tou Sab Yaad Aa Gaye ;->

May, 05 2010 122 chars (1 sms) 2438 views Funny

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A FOOLISH Man Tells A Woman To Stop Talking
But
A WISE Man Tells Her That: SHE Looks Extremely BEAUTIFUL , When Her LIPS
r CLOSED .... ;->

Marriage is like a public toilet

Marriage is like a public toilet

Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..

1 Day A Man Called His 6 Childrn 2gethr n Askd

1 Day A Man Called His
6 Childrn 2gethr n Askd
"Now Tell Me, Who''s
Been Mst Obedient
During Lst Week n Did
Evrythng Mummy Askd?"

All Answr In 1 Voice
"U, Daddy" ;->

''FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?

''FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under Water, Dad.
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They"Re Below C Level''

amir khan ne 3 idiots

Amir Khan ne
3 IDIOTS mai Table pr Delivery Kr K Konsa Karnama Kardiya!!
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Hum Pakistaniyo Ne Tu Rickshay Mai Delivery Kar Dali... =P

GEO PAKISTANI ;)

what do you do if

what do you do if a irish man through''s a pin at you ... ... you run cause he''s got a grenade in his mouth

When a man steals

When a man steals your wife, there is no better
revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry --

''Banane Wale ne

''Banane Wale ne ek dost mere liye Banaya..

Jise Aap Ke roop main maine Paya...

Jo mere dil main aisa samaya...
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Jaise porani haveli main bhoot ka saya....''

Wh8''s the difference

Q. Wh8''s the difference between Mechanical Engineers & Civil Engineers ... ?

A. Mechanical Engineers Build Weapons, Civil Engineers Build Targets ... ;->

''Phulo me gulab acha lagta he..

''Phulo me gulab acha lagta he..
Neend me khwab accha lagta he..
Aap bhale he hame sms nahi bhejo,
Hume to aapki kanjusi ka ye aandaz accha lagta he!''

You are seeing my wife

Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.

Go & sit back. I will drive auto…:D

''Hari Hari Ghaas

''Hari Hari Ghaas Per Ghadey Ghaas Cher Rahae HeN

Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah ......

Shero Shairi Aati Nahi Ham Sei Shairi Ker Rahae Hen............''

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