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beggar sir pls giv
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beggar sir pls giv
beggar sir pls giv
Beggar: Sir, pls give 50 paise.
Man: I don''t have.
Beggar: Then come with me, lets beg together
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May, 06 2010
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Neechay 2 Line mazeed khali hy mere dost...
Hello G G, G
Hello G
G, G
Acha G
Han G
Acha
Acha
Really
Na Oye
Phir
Sachi
Phir
Haan
Kaise
Acha
G
Haan
Kia?
Oh Nahi G
Sorry Wrong Number!
Musharaf dedicate
Musharaf dedicate song 2 mulana abdul AZIZ.
AJ KALA BURKA PA SADI FARMAISH TY.AJ PA K SAMNAY Aa SADI FARMAISH TY. aj pa k NA SHARMA.SADE FARMAISH TY.
When a man talks dirty
When a man talks dirty
to a woman, it''s sexual
harassment.when a woman talks dirty to a woman talks dirty to a man,
it''s$3.95per minute.
Boy:Aisa krte hain e
Boy:Aisa krte hain experiment ke tor pr shadi krte hn agr hmne mahsus kia k hm se ghalti hogai ha to hm hansi khushi alg hojain ge
Grl:Or ghälti ko pale gä kon?
Pathan Public Toilet mei gya to Diwar Pr Likha tha
Pathan
Public Toilet mei gya to
Diwar Pr Likha tha
Dunya Chand Pr Pohnch gai hy
Aur
Tum Yahan Bethay ho
Pathan
Nechay Likh Aya
Bus
kar k
Hum B ja rha hay!
Girl:Kon ho tum?
Girl:Kon ho tum?
Boy:hasrat tumhari,
Girl:takte ho kia?
Boy:Surat tumhari,
Girl:karte ho kai?
Boy:poja tumhari,
Girl:kafir ho kia?
Boy:aisa hi sahi,
Girl:chahte ho kia?
Boy:muhabat yumhari,
Girl:pachtao gay?
Boy:kismat hamri,
Girl:Married hoon main.
Boy...
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MA KI KUSS TUMHARI.;->
purani khawat hai
purani khawat hai raat ko tenssion le ke nahi sona chiaye phir bhi log apni biwi ko sath le ke sote hain :D
blackmailing in new
Blackmailing In New Style=
Employee To Boss: Agar Aap Ne Meri Salary Nahi Barhai,
To Saarey Office Ko Bata Doon Ga K
"Aapne Meri Salary Barha Di Hay ;->
Whn V Drink
Whn V Drink
V Get Drunk
Whn V Get Drunk
V Fall Asleep
Whn V Fall Asleep
V Comit No Sin
Whn V Comit No Sin
V Go 2 Heaven
So
Lets All Get Drunk &
Go 2 Heaven
Butt: Sir hun meri
Butt: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai. Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyaan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi.
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