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May, 06 2010     166 chars (2 sms)     2452 views       Fathers day

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Man to motel desk clerk
Man to hotel desk clerk:How much for room.
Clerk:depends on room size
Man:Do you take children?
Clerk:No, sir,only cash and credit cards


U r on a bus & U need
2 fart ...
But d music is really
loud, so U time Ur
farts with d beats.
After a couple ov
songs, U start 2 feel
better as U approach
Ur stop, as U r leaving
d bus, People REALLY
staring down at U n
that''s when U realize

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U''ve been listening 2
Ur iPod !!
So many wonderful years in all kinds of weather,
Thinking of u father brings memories to mind,
Wonderful moments I will forever treasure,
I love u so dearly.
Happy Fathers Day!

Kya Btaye''n Tujhy
Mere Dost, Ab k Saal




Ja Rahy Thay Yaado''n
Ko Liye Dil Main Sambhaal




Ek Ajnabi Ne Achanak Jo
Rok Ker Kaha







Chal PAPUU Mobile Nikaal



Pathan: Mere Mohalley Wale Bohat Kanjoos Hein.

Dost: Kiun?

Pathan: Sab Ne 14 Aug Manai Par Kisi Ne Qurbani Ka Gosht Nahi Bheja;-)
I salute your Father who is taking care of such an idiot and duffer child.
He surely has got a strong stamina.

May your Father live Long.

Happy Father Day...
Can v do romance in the midnigh 2day
Can v do romance in the midnigh 2day? I"m in a gud mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing n bitin!!
Reply me soon, urs Loving Mosquito
Some Things Are

Just Better The

Way They Are

Like You!

Happy Fathers"Day!
nata torne ka zikar mut mujh se faraz.

main logon se kah don ga use fursat nahi milne ki.
I"D Go Through

Stretch Marks Again

For You.

Happy Fathers" Day,
F= Forever With His Family
A= Always There For You No Matter What
T= The Only One Who''s There
H= He''s My Hero Till The End
E= Encouraging In Everything I Do
R= Really The Only One...No One Can Beat Him He''s The Best!!!
Tamam Gunahon Ki Saza
ALLAH Jab Tak Chahay Talta Rehta Hy
Lkin Waldain Ke Nafrman Ko
Uski Zndge Me He Saza Deta He

Love Your Parents !
Respect them