whisky beer cigar

whisky beer cigar


Whisky, Beer & Cigarettes Are A Person''s Worst Enemies...
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Rn''t They...?
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But The Man Who Run Away 4rm His Enemy Is A Coward
So Cheers... ;->
  

May, 06 2010     182 chars (2 sms)     5999 views       Funny

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Uski aankhe toh sagar se bhi gaheri hai,
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I= I
L= Love
U=Urdu
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Tu Ne Ujri Hui Jannat Ko Na Dekha Ho To.



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(Dedicate to Self Determination in Kashmir on 5 February)


Happy Yaum-e-Yak''Jehti
I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!
Boy- I Love you.
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Girl- I’m engaged with
someone

and i have a boyfriend
& i also have 2 serious afairs.

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Boy(after long thinking)

“DEKH LE KUCH ADJUST HO SAKE TOH”
I Got Zero Marks in Exam.
So Check the Paper and Tell me I am right Na!

Q.1 What is Formula of Water?
Ans: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O (H to O).

Q.2 Till When 2nd World War was Fought?
Ans: From page 115 to page 120.

Q.3 Who Was Bhagat Singh?
Ans: Ajay Davegan, Bobby Deol.

Now Tel Me Who is Wrong,
Me or Teacher?:-)
Woh LOVE LOVE likhti rahi...
Men leave leave perhta raha...


Woh KISS KISS likhti rahi...
Me kaash kaash kaash perhta raha...


Woh SHAADI kar ke chali gai...
Me LANGUAGE course karta raha...
MMA Ki Larki Aur MQM K Larka

Larka
Mar Jaunga Teri Khatir
G.A Muhajir
G.A Muhajir

Larki
Mjhe B Tjh Se Pyar He
Per Amrica Ka Jo Yaar He
Qoum Ka Ghaddar Hai
Gareeb shohor bola:
Lagta hai ab dosto ke
aage hath phailana
paren ge....




Biwi:Jaldi se tum hath
phaila lo, warna mujhe
taangein phailana parein
gi........................-;>