Santa to Banta-

Santa to Banta-
Santa to Banta-1 Gud News 1 Bad News-

Gud News
Meri biwi ka ACCEDENT ho gaya

Banta-aur Bad News
Santa-wo ek SAPNA tha
  

Jun, 09 2010     126 chars (1 sms)     2349 views       Sardar

more Sardar SMS Messages

Ek chor Police sy chupty huey ek Toti hui Qabr me chup gya
or Police sy bach gya

Wahi Qareb sy sardar Sahib guzry to unho ny soch k shayad Log Mayyat per Matti dalna bhol gaye

sardar Sahib ny fata fat Matti dalna shuro kia to chor bola
Bachao Bachao

sardar
Ooh Jaldi Jaldi Matti dalo is par to Khuda ka Aazab shuro ho gya
Wats D Diff. B/W Bus & Cycle?

Santa:Bus Ka Stand Bus Ke Sath Kabhi Nahi Jata

Par Cycle Ka Stand Cycle Ke Sath Jata Hai.
Santa Helmet Pehen K Bahar Nikla To Police Ne Kaha-Nikaal 50rs..

Santa-Abe Maine Helmet Pehni To He_

Police-Abe, Par Scooter Kaha He ?
Train Chali, Sardar Ji 1 Dibbe Mai Char Gaye..

TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhe Aate, Ye Ladies Ka
Dibba Hai.

Sardar Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho ;->
Sardar To His Friend -
I Keep Seeing Spots In
Front Of My Eyes

Friend -
Have You Seen
Doctor ?

Sardar -
No , Just Spots ... ;->
Sir: Apka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai.
Aap Kabhi Use Puchhte Nahi ?

Sardar: Haan,

Puchhta Hu, Par Mujhe Kabhi Deta Hi Nahi..
Sardar Found A Monkey And Took It To Police Station.
Inspector: Isay Zoo Le Jao

Next Day He Sees The Sardar With The Monkey At A Bus Stop
Inspector: Me Ne Kaha Tha Isay Zoo Lejao Phir Tum Isay Sath Leay Q Ghoom Rhy Ho??

Sardar: Kal May Isay Le K Zoo Gya Tha
Bara Maza Aya
Aj Film Dikhany Leja Rha Hon...
1 sardar begum ke liye chappal lenay gaya, dukandar:Sardar G size tou batao?
Sardar: yar wo tou mein bhool gaya hoon!
aisa kero meri KAMAR pe nishan dekh lo ;->
Sardar:Mere liye koi achi si larki ka rishta bata.

Friend:Yaar ek larki hai B.com ki,

Sardar:Yaar Qom koi bhi ho par larki parhi likhi honi chahiye.
Sardar! Ik sawal ka
jawab to do,
WO konsi ungli hay jis mein haddi nahi
hoti?
Pathan! Nahi pata?
Sardar! Dastaney ki...
Man 2 Sardar : Santa,Your Daughter Has Died!

Depressed, Sardar Jumps From 100th Floor.

At 50th Floor He Remembers,

I Dont Hav A Daughter.
Ek Sardar Apni Maa ki Kameez or Baap ki Dhoti
Pehen k Baazar Main Ghoom Raha Tha.

1 Aadmi ne Pocha: Ye Konsa Fashion Hai?



Sardar: "MUMMY DADDY Mahol" :-)