definition of lazine

definition of lazine


Definition of Laziness:-

"Its a talent

of taking rest

before you get tired!!"
  

May, 06 2010     92 chars (1 sms)     2322 views       Funny

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1) they Look healthy due to packings inside

2)wearing new unwashed clothes

3) new haircut n face shave

4) they do not speak or engage in talk

5) Recite something in their mouth

Keep an eye on your surroundings and when you see someone like mentiond above

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& Once you
Know What you R..
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Who Do Not Understand
Women ...

1 - Young

2 - Old

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happy Birthday .......
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ye Ghada apka ha?
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Tourist:
"How do u escape if a lion comes now?"

Sardar:
"Give the indicator of RIGHT side & turn LEFT