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OHM law
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OHM law
OHM law
Teacher: Ohm's law sunao.
student: Pura tu nae aata bs akhir se aata hai. . .
Teacher: Chalo shabash woe suna do.
Student: "That is called Ohm's Law" :-)
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Baa Mulahiza
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Pagaloon K Shehanshah
Pakistan k Bewakofo k sartaj
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Tajdar e Paglistan
Msg recieve kar rahay hainnnnnnnnnnn
afridi ne ball ka thread
Afridi Ne Ball Ka Thread (Dhaga) Daant Se Kyon Kaata?
Guess?
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Afridi Ne Ye Prove Kar Diya K.
Pakistan Main MOCHI(Cobbler) Ka Kaam Sirf Pathan Kar Sakta Hai. :-)
5 Points That Prove
5 Points That Prove
"U r A Normal Student"
1- Unnecessary Talk
On Phone
2- Plan Each Day 2 Study
But End Of The Day
"Kal Se Pakka"
3- U''ve All The Data But
U Work 1 Day B4 The
Dead Line
4- Rite Now U r Thinking
Of 4wrding This Msg To ur
Frnds
5- On Each Point U Smiled
Coz Its True ... ;->
• An old rich man
• An old rich man marries a young gal. Interviewer asks the girl: Apne inmein shaadi ke liye kya dekha?
Girl: Ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kum.
Ravan ki 20 aankhein
Ravan ki 20 aankhein thi magar nazar sirf ek aurat pe; jab ki aapki 2 aankhein aur nazar har aurat pe...!
Toh asli Ravan kaun??
"TUM HI TU Ho.
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Kon hai yeh?
Kon hai?
Nahi pata na?
Lekin u fone walon se pochiye
Kehte hain
"TUM HI TU Ho... =P ;->
Youn Galliyon Main Muje Bad-Naam
Youn Galliyon Main Muje Bad-Naam Na Kia Ker
"JAn|x"
Muje Bura Kehte Waqt Log Tera Naam Bhi Lete Hain... =P ;->
kameeni charas peeti thi
Us ki ankhon mein lagta tha k mery pyar ka nasha hai
"paPpu"
Wo to baad mein pata chala kameeni CHARAS peeti thi... ;->
Doctor : Aap Ka Weight Kitna Hai ?
Doctor : Aap Ka Weight Kitna Hai ?
Pathan : Chashme K Saath 75 Kgs.
Doctor : Aur Chashme K Baghair ???
Pathan: Wo Tou Mujhe Dikhta Hi Nahi ... ;->
Pyar-Pyar-Pyar
Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar- Pyar
Dekha ?
Kitna
''PYAR''-Bhra
Msg Bheja AapKo!
Kisi 0r Ne Kabi Beja Kya
Boy:Im not rich like Noman, i dont
Boy:Im not rich like Noman, i dont
even have a big car like Noman,but
i really love U!
Girl:thats ok but tell me more about Noman..!
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