doctor to a kid ha

doctor to a kid ha


Doctor To A Kid:
Have You Ever Had
Trouble With
"Appendicitis" ?

Kid: Yes ... !

Doctor: When ... ?

Kid: When I Tried To
Spell It ... ;->
  

May, 06 2010     159 chars (1 sms)     2770 views       Funny

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