Vodafone walon

Vodafone walon ka kutta aaj subah hi chal basa,
aur ab woh bandar se ad karvana chahte hain!
Tujhe meri dosti kasam

tuuuuu nahi jayega!

Jun, 14 2010 145 chars (1 sms) 2672 views Insult

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Dil Se Dilalgi

Dil Se Dilalgi Hum Kia Nahi Krte

Ye Dil Hum Kisi Ko Dia Nahi Krte

Pasand Aa Gya Pagal Pan Aapka

Wrna Har Pagal Ko Hum Sms Kia Nahi Krte ;-

Tum Sa koi Pyara

Tum Sa koi Pyara koi Masoom Nahi Hai.

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Kia Cheez ho Tum Khud Tumhain Maloom Nahi Hai.

Fanta Piyo

Fanta Piyo,
Pepsi Piyo,
Marinda Piyo
Coke Piyo,
Dew Piyo,
Pani Piyo,Piyo Aur Piyo
Kiyun Ke Ab Pampers Sirf 99 Rupai Main

Pyarey Bhaiyya

Pyarey Bhaiyya!!

27 August ko Hamara VaLima hai,
Zaroor ana..
Mere MoBiLe mein BaLance nahi hai..

Is Liye "UN" k MobiLe se MSG kr Rahi hoon.

Aap ki Behen
KATRINA KAIF

Wat do you call an

Q: Wat do you call an intelligent woman?

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A: A Rumour!

kanjos ki zindagi

kanjos ki zindagi kia jeena.
kabhi humari tarah b jiya karo.
roz mere sms par kar sharam nai aati.
kabi khud b sms kiya karo.
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ab to kar do sms...

BE-IZZATI....

boy: how do i play the guitar????
girl: u should be on TV for ur talent :|
boy: am i so good??? :D :O

girl: if u were on TV,, i can atleast switch it off

Dost Tumhari Girl

Dost Tumhari Girl freind ka phone aaya tha"
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Keh rahi thi
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Koi pathar se na mare mere dewane ko
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Bomb ka zamana hai...URRA do saleY ko...! ;->

Waqt mile tab yaad

Waqt mile tab yaad karte ho,

mood ho tab baat karte ho.

Ek zamana tha jab har pal msg karte the,

ab to karachi KI BARISH ki trh yaad karte ho

1 din bandar bola

1 din bandar bola: Maa meri dulhan kon he plz meri shaadi karwaado

Maa boli: dekh teri dulhan SmS parh rahi he.
Agar parh k muskrae to shaadi paki... :-D

I saw U on ROAD

I saw U on ROAD today.
U were lukin SO fine,
Ur face SO divine,
Ur walk SO perfect.
My HEART started singing a Sweet Song:
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!

In Summer''s Rain

In Summer''s Rain

U Must B Feeling 4 Going Out

Dance Around

Sing Songs

Meet Wit Friends

Jump Around

Koi Baat Nahi. . .

Every Frog Feels The Same :-)

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