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Roshni chand se
Roshni chand se hoti hai sitaro se nahi,
Roshni chand se hoti hai sitaro se nahi,
Tumahare cell me light hamare SMS se hoti hai battery se nahi.
  

Jun, 14 2010     147 chars (1 sms)     2954 views       Insult

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Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from the condom
factory.
SMS karne k fayde
1-Mobil ko jang nahi lagta.
2-Timpas hojata hai.
3-Ap jise karenge wo khush rahega.
4-Contact bana rahega.
5-Apko koi KANJUS NAHI kahega
Dozakh
Main
Shaitano
Ne
Ehtijaj
Ker
Rakha Hai
K Humare
Us
Dost
Ko
B
Giriftaar
Kia
Jaye
Jo
Is
Waqt
Zameen
Per
Azad
Ghoom
Raha Hai
Aur
"NAIK"
Logon
K
SmS
Parh
Hai...... :P
Q: Wat do you call an intelligent woman?

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A: A Rumour!
Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can"t Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!
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FITAY MU!!



Hogai Tasalli?
Bahut Shoq Hai SMS Parhne Ka
Jab ap pAidA huEy tAb, aAkAsh sE phOoL bArsE,
PariyOn nE jAshAn kiA,
GhEe k diyE jaLayE,
Aur bole
CHALO CHUTKARA TO MILA,
AB DUNYA WAALE BHUGTAINGE... ;->
No Visits
No Calls
No SMS
No Missed Calls
I"m worried kya hoa zoo walon ne dobara pakar liya kya?
No matter how high da sky is


How deep da ocean is


How strong da wind is


How wide da river is


I jus want 2 tell U




They’re none of UR BUSINESS!
Last night
i had a dream of u.
U were traveling in bus!
Suddenly the bus lost control n fell in the river.
Every1 swam 2 save their life,
but u were still swiming n searching 4 som1.
1 person asked u whom u r searching 4?

U said

Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya,

20 rupaye dye they 6 rupey lene they.... ;-)

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andheri kabar,

sunsan kabristan,

soni haveli,

kala aasman,

bejli karki aaya tofan,

rat ho gayee

so ja shaitan,
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