Tez hawa ka j

Tez hawa ka j
Tez hawa ka johnka aaya Saath mai teri khushboo laya Tab ja kay mere dil ko khayal aaya Mera dost aaj bhi nahi nahaya.
  

Jun, 14 2010     118 chars (1 sms)     2475 views       Insult

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A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I"ll be yours forever. The guy says thanks for the warning!
1 Aqalmand Insan Gadhay Se Bola
"Sari Dunya Tumhe''n Be-waqof Q kehti hy?"













Neeche Kya Dekh Rahe Ho?
Jawaab Do Na ... =P ;)
I Like Grapes

Bcoz Its Boneless.

And I Like u

Bcoz...

u r Brainless

Ha..Ha..Ha..

Felt bad?

Cum''on yar,

Its just A

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Fact.
Vodafone walon ka kutta aaj subah hi chal basa,
aur ab woh bandar se ad karvana chahte hain!
Tujhe meri dosti kasam



tuuuuu nahi jayega!
i think tum zindgi main kafi aagay jao gay aagay say aagay barthay chalay jao gay quen k jahaan b jao gay gay loag kahain chal chal agay ho. he he ha ha hoooo
If A Gorilla Catches U,
What Will U Do?

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I Know U Both Will Start Playing...

Its Natural When Close Friends Meet!!
Pehle chitthi k badle taar aata tha,

ek bulave pe mera yaar aata tha.

Ab padh kar delete karte hai mere sms ko,

kabhi har SmS ka jawab aata tha.
Viraanay mai Dya Jalanay se kya Hoga Bujhi Hoi Raakh mai Aag Jalanay se kya Hoga Aapko Qabz hai isilye Pressure Nahi Aata Ab Bewajah Zore Laganay se Kya Hoga
andheri kabar,

sunsan kabristan,

soni haveli,

kala aasman,

bejli karki aaya tofan,

rat ho gayee

so ja shaitan,
Ye SMS Jaldi Jaldi Parho. . .


HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW
HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW
HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW

Jaldi Parhne Ko Kaha Tha . . .Kuttay Ki Terha Bhonkne Ko Nahi . . . :p
Jab ap pAidA huEy tAb, aAkAsh sE phOoL bArsE,
PariyOn nE jAshAn kiA,
GhEe k diyE jaLayE,
Aur bole
CHALO CHUTKARA TO MILA,
AB DUNYA WAALE BHUGTAINGE... ;->
Tez hawa ka johnka aaya Saath mai teri khushboo laya Tab ja kay mere dil ko khayal aaya Mera dost aaj bhi nahi nahaya.