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SMS karne k fayde
SMS karne k fayde
1-Mobil ko jang nahi lagta.
2-Timpas hojata hai.
3-Ap jise karenge wo khush rahega.
4-Contact bana rahega.
5-Apko koi KANJUS NAHI kahega
  
Jun, 14 2010     160 chars (1 sms)     2457 views       Insult

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World cup k bad
World cup k bad sehwag in filmo me nazar aayege!
Kabhi ek kabhi duck!
Hum wicket de chuke sanam.
Kal team mein ho na ho.
Kyon.... Out ho gaya na!
Pyarey Bhaiyya
Pyarey Bhaiyya!!



27 August ko Hamara VaLima hai,
Zaroor ana..
Mere MoBiLe mein BaLance nahi hai..

Is Liye "UN" k MobiLe se MSG kr Rahi hoon.


Aap ki Behen
KATRINA KAIF
zindgi apni masti
zindgi apni masti me jiya kr

ishq bohat buri cheez hy na kiya kr

tu apna pura dhiyaan career py mor dy

or apni sari girlfriend mare liye chor dy :-D
Meray Piyarey Doost
Meray Piyarey Doost! Ye Tum...
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Paglon Ki Tarah Kya Dhoond Rahey Ho?! Ye Tum...
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Paglon Ki Tarah Kya Dhoond Rahey Ho?! Ye Tum...
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Paglon Ki Tarah Kya Dhoond Rahey Ho?
Gadhay K Bachche
Gadhay K Bachche
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10inch k hotay hain




Kuttay Ki Nasal
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Mukhtalif kisam ki hoti hain




Bandar K Bachchay
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Shararti hote he..;->
kya tum mere sath
Boy 2 girl - kya tum mere sath dance karogi. Girl reply - me bacche ke sath dance nahi karti. Boy - Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.
Your birthcertificat
Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from the condom
factory.
Aap Pareshan haiI
Aap Pareshan hain?

Theek se Neend nhi aati?

Sotey hoay Jaag jatay hain?

Ab mazeed pareshaani ki zaroorat nhi

Ab aA gaya




"PAMPERS"

Chain Se Sona khoob Brhna
Your network tariff
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated
according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper!Congrats You
can make free calls!
Forest king Virappa
Forest king Virappan died last week. In his memory let us all
switch off our mobiles for 2 mins. Plz forward this to all local
criminals, as I did.
Ye SMS Jaldi Jaldi Parh
Ye SMS Jaldi Jaldi Parho. . .


HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW
HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW
HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW

Jaldi Parhne Ko Kaha Tha . . .Kuttay Ki Terha Bhonkne Ko Nahi . . . :p
boy proposing a girl
Boy proposing a girl :

Me tumhare ley kuch b kar sakta hn.


Girl : wada ?


Boy : Haan paka wada,kuch b kr sakta hn.


Girl :
Phir Ainda muje apni shakal b mat dekhna..

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