SMS karne k fayde

SMS karne k fayde
SMS karne k fayde
1-Mobil ko jang nahi lagta.
2-Timpas hojata hai.
3-Ap jise karenge wo khush rahega.
4-Contact bana rahega.
5-Apko koi KANJUS NAHI kahega
  

Jun, 14 2010     160 chars (1 sms)     2872 views       Insult

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Hello, this is GOD.
I make few bad creations but
you are the worst monster I ever realised.
My apologies on behalf of the whole world..
Vodafone walon ka kutta aaj subah hi chal basa,
aur ab woh bandar se ad karvana chahte hain!
Tujhe meri dosti kasam



tuuuuu nahi jayega!
Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read
that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r
safe, SMS me immediately.
... MaX iNsUlTz ...

* I''d Insult You,
But
You Are Not Bright
Enough To Notice .. !!

* The World Is A lot
Mind & Matter
I Don''t Mind & You
Don''t Matter ... !!

* I Think & Therefore
We Have Nothing
Common ... !!

* I Thought You Were
An ASSET
But
You Are 2 Words
Off .. !!


And Now


If You Have Something
To Say
Raise Your Hand






And





Place It Over Your
Mouth ...

Because

I m Allergic To Bullshit
One day a donkey looked into mirror n said, "Oh, ugly face, big nose, narrow eyes "Afterwards he kiled himself.

So plz don''t look into mirror coz..





I''ll miss u... :P
kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena...
kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya kero..
raat se mere sms parh ker sharm nai ati...
kabhi khu bhi sms kya kero....
=o00o====o00o
/ / ,***. / /
\ ''( o o ) /
'') (--) /
Oyeee...! Abhi tak tehni par latky ho...Chalo shabash nichay utro or sms karo.
Boy 2 girl - kya tum mere sath dance karogi. Girl reply - me bacche ke sath dance nahi karti. Boy - Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.
Husband: Suit Bara Sohna Pehna hai..

Wife: ThanX G

Husband: Lipstick B Sohni Lagai hai

Wife: ThanX G

Husband: Makeup B Sohna Kia hai

Wife: ThanX G

Husband: Sohni Phir bhi Nahi Lag rahi..
Yaar Mujhe AIk CaLL kro Plz, Koi Khas Kaam To Nhi hai,
ActuaLLy meri Ammi Tumse Baat Krna Chahti Hain,
Unko YaQeen Nhi Ho Rha k










Bandar Bhi Batein Krte Hain..
2 Frnds AapAs mei LArte huye...

1 kehtA hy k Tu ChutiyA hy,
DosrA kehtA hy k Tu ChutiyA hy...

S.H.O dono ko pAkAr kAr F.I.R kAAt detA hy,
CAse Court mei jAtA hy,
Judge kehtA hy Aj k CAse mei kon ChutiyA hy ye SAabit hogA
SaAre GAwAhon Or SAbooton ko MAdde-NAzAr rAkhte hue is CAse mei 3 Chutiye hAin..

1- Ye S.H.O jo ChutiyApe wALA CAse LAyA..

2- MAin jo Chutiyon kA FAisLA kArne bethA hon..

3- Yeh ChutiyA jo ChutiyApe wALA SMS pArh rAhA
hy...... :p ;->
Those beautiful eyes,
that incredible body,
such a brain,
a sexy mouth,
nice smile ....
but that is enough about me,
tell me how you are?