Have We Ever Realized

Have We Ever Realized
Have We Ever Realized That the Word
''STUDYING'' is Actually a Combination of the Word,

''STUDENT''

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''DYING'' :-)
  

May, 12 2010     126 chars (1 sms)     2122 views       Funny

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''Jab jab aati hai aap ki miscall....skooon, chain aur khushian laati hai aap ki miscall.
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carry on 4 life time skoooon.''
Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle...

Tourist:
"How do u escape if a lion comes now?"

Sardar:
"Give the indicator of RIGHT side & turn LEFT
1 darzi logon k kpry le kr farar hogya

Koi kehta mri shalwar

Koi kehta meri qameez

1 patan b ro rha tha Logo ne pocha q ro Rahy ho?

Pathan:Hmara naap ly gya
''A rupee is easy 2 earn...
but a smile is hard 2 find...
rupee loses its value...
smile increases its worth..
i lost a rupee when i sms u...
but who cares!
i won ur smile...''
Teacher;
Translate into English
"Yad-e-Mazi Azab hy Ya RAB, Cheen le Mjhse Hafiza Mera"

Papu:My Mind is Full of Data Base,
O God!Plz Make Me a Mental Case" ;->
Youngistaan se kabristan...
Why to have Pe(psi)stiside drinks? ...

Have a glass of milk to think n act better
Q: Lambi Umar K Liye Kia Kerna Chahiye ........ ????














Ans: SHADI......

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Us Se Kia Zindagi
Lambi Ho Jati Hai.....???
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Nahi, Magar Zindagi
Lambi Lagne Lagti Hai ..... ;->
5 easy steps 4 a lovely morning.
Open ur eyes,
Take a deep breath,
Stretch ur body,
Take da breath out n say its to early and sleep again:-)
Height of Orkuting...!


Boss got angry with employee as he saw him orkuting....!


Ssends his termination through Scrap..!
IT''S A SCARY STORY.
READ IT IF U R DARE ENOUGH.

Once in a rain there was an old man standing with a book in his hand for sale.
A man came to him & asked for buying.
He sold the book for Rs. 3000 & said,
"DON''T OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK"
Else you face problem.
Man finished reading all pages with great fear but not last page.
Out of his curiousity he opened the last page one day.
Then he was shocked to see,



















Rs.3O/=
Interviewr: Kya Ap Abhi Tak kanwari Hain?

Actress Meera:G Nahi Main Abhi Tak Unmarried Hoon.


Teacher:Tell me The perfect example for Newton''s 3rd law?

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Student:Every Time I open my Book,
My Eyes Close automatically..!
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